"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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APB's Patented 100% Perfect Kiss Close Tactic... For Real!

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Guaranteed to work 100% or your money back, the ultimate, I can't believe I'm revealing this EXPLOSIVE, MONEY, MIND BLOWING way to successfully kiss a girl. This is cutting edge, pioneering, advant-garde, experimental stuff, my Asian brothers.

Field tested, PUA approved. No, seriously!


[STUDENT AND GIRL ARE ISOLATED]
APB: Kiss her, man!
STUDENT: I don't know if I should!
[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
[STUDENT AND GIRL MAKEOUT ENSUES]

Never fails, baby, never fails.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The real story behind this...

[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
*STUDENT ensues in pounding in APB's face as girl watches*
 

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how will this get people a kiss?
There is a tiny chance it may get a student a kiss but i dont have one.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AsianPlayboy said:
Guaranteed to work 100% or your money back, the ultimate, I can't believe I'm revealing this EXPLOSIVE, MONEY, MIND BLOWING way to successfully kiss a girl. This is cutting edge, pioneering, advant-garde, experimental stuff, my Asian brothers.

Field tested, PUA approved. No, seriously!


[STUDENT AND GIRL ARE ISOLATED]
APB: Kiss her, man!
STUDENT: I don't know if I should!
[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
[STUDENT AND GIRL MAKEOUT ENSUES]

Never fails, baby, never fails.
It's no wonder God made asians with small ****s.. because they won't use them! Haha, funny post bro!
 

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Ah, you silly little twits, it was intended to be, pardon the pun, a tongue-in-cheek post not to mention illustrating the need to overcome the anxiety of becoming physical with a girl.

Sometimes guys just needs a push in the right direction when the girl IS hot and ready. He knows it, but that mental programming and fear kicks in to stop him.

He needed a kick in the pants to get him his first club makeout. Not to mention I took a candid cam phone pic of him tonguing down his (I believe first ever white) girl.
 

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Two of them in fact. I also have a (very grainy) cam pic of my Vegas student makingout with a white chick that he ended up screwing on his first night of the bootcamp.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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