"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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APB's Patented 100% Perfect Kiss Close Tactic... For Real!

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Guaranteed to work 100% or your money back, the ultimate, I can't believe I'm revealing this EXPLOSIVE, MONEY, MIND BLOWING way to successfully kiss a girl. This is cutting edge, pioneering, advant-garde, experimental stuff, my Asian brothers.

Field tested, PUA approved. No, seriously!


[STUDENT AND GIRL ARE ISOLATED]
APB: Kiss her, man!
STUDENT: I don't know if I should!
[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
[STUDENT AND GIRL MAKEOUT ENSUES]

Never fails, baby, never fails.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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The real story behind this...

[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
*STUDENT ensues in pounding in APB's face as girl watches*
 
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how will this get people a kiss?
There is a tiny chance it may get a student a kiss but i dont have one.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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AsianPlayboy said:
Guaranteed to work 100% or your money back, the ultimate, I can't believe I'm revealing this EXPLOSIVE, MONEY, MIND BLOWING way to successfully kiss a girl. This is cutting edge, pioneering, advant-garde, experimental stuff, my Asian brothers.

Field tested, PUA approved. No, seriously!


[STUDENT AND GIRL ARE ISOLATED]
APB: Kiss her, man!
STUDENT: I don't know if I should!
[APB GRABS STUDENT BY THE SHIRT]
APB: Kiss her or I'm going to take you out to the parking lot and KICK YOUR ASS!
[STUDENT AND GIRL MAKEOUT ENSUES]

Never fails, baby, never fails.
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It's no wonder God made asians with small ****s.. because they won't use them! Haha, funny post bro!
 
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Ah, you silly little twits, it was intended to be, pardon the pun, a tongue-in-cheek post not to mention illustrating the need to overcome the anxiety of becoming physical with a girl.

Sometimes guys just needs a push in the right direction when the girl IS hot and ready. He knows it, but that mental programming and fear kicks in to stop him.

He needed a kick in the pants to get him his first club makeout. Not to mention I took a candid cam phone pic of him tonguing down his (I believe first ever white) girl.
 
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Two of them in fact. I also have a (very grainy) cam pic of my Vegas student makingout with a white chick that he ended up screwing on his first night of the bootcamp.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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