"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Anything but eggs for breakfast
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KontrollerX
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During my shower I became mad at myself for not accomplishing my mission. I said, when I get out of here at least two more eggs.
peeled one, bite, nope. It's not gonna happen. The white part is ok but the yellow part is so fvcking dry. It reminds me of pvssy juice that's on the virge of crustation.
So a whey shake it was - one scoop, I found my scooper
I guess I could make a sh!tload of develed eggs, (I love these) but would this be to much fat to follow Warbosses plan.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Brian20o2
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Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Crack the shell in half.
Try to "dump" the yolk into one half of the shell, then the other, then back into one half. Repeat until the yolk seperates from the egg white.
Dump into a container.
Repeat with as many eggs as you wish. 5-6 is a good number for me.
Toss in one whole egg.
Eat as you wish, I prefer scrambled.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
That's a myth. Saturated and trans fat raises your cholesterol, not ingested cholesterol.Macgyver said:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Jeez, I thought it would be pretty self explanitory.Skilla_Staz said:
Let's see, going from about 20 eggs a year to, hmmmm....
ONE THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE eggs per year!
That's five per day for the year.
That's a lot of fvckin eggs compared to 20.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Egg noodles
Cakes
Shnitzels (sp?)
French Toast
Plenty of Fried Fish Recipes
Etc...
If you can't stomach hard-boiled egs, don't try soft. If you can't stomach an omlette, don't try scrambled eggs.
There are things, you can do, however, to mask the flavour. Although, you're defeating the purpose of the egg... sure, you can have an egg with a TON of mayo... but if you're really monitoring your diet, you would stay away from the mayo in the first place. A lose-lose situation.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
ntssv said:
I don't see how this is a problem. There are so many different ways to include eggs in your diet. It's not overkill either. You'd be suprised at how easy it is to do this.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.