djnewb
Don Juan
Hey Hey
Seeing if there is any tennis fans here.
Also, anyone watching Wimbledon?
Seeing if there is any tennis fans here.
Also, anyone watching Wimbledon?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Anyone watch Tennis?
- Thread starter djnewb
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
I'm not a huge tennis fan, but I have been watching it.
Once again, failure from the Brits.
Once again, failure from the Brits.
SELF-MASTERY
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I watch tennis, but Im paying more attention to the lpga's us open this week. I'm praying that annika is the first person to ever complete a grand slam in one season.......
SELF-MASTERY
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her grunts are nice, but shes no anna, i like watch serenas tits flop around and that thick arse.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
sharapova is one sexy biatch....shes so tall tho, kinda turns me off.
I love to watch and play tennis.
Taking tennis lessons is a great place to meet girls.
And going to tennis tournaments is a great place too, always lots of chicks there.
I need to find a place to play up here. I know one university has courts but you have to be a student I believe to join.
Taking tennis lessons is a great place to meet girls.
And going to tennis tournaments is a great place too, always lots of chicks there.
I need to find a place to play up here. I know one university has courts but you have to be a student I believe to join.
InsidiousNstinct
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Sharapova is pretty cute, haha.
Serena lost her match (Im a bigger Venus fan anyways and I didn't want to see another Venus vs. Serena match)
Also A-Rod won his match A Rod = Andy Rod****:rockon: ...sigh...Andy rod*ck...what the heck people thats his name!
Serena lost her match (Im a bigger Venus fan anyways and I didn't want to see another Venus vs. Serena match)
Also A-Rod won his match A Rod = Andy Rod****:rockon: ...sigh...Andy rod*ck...what the heck people thats his name!
Andy needs to focus on Tennis and make it a priority again and not girls. I think dating hurts Andy's game! Grab a tennis racket Andy not something else....
http://www.deansplanet.com/mandy_moore_andy-cop-a-feel.html
The man is a DJ and is not afraid to show it
undesputable
Master Don Juan
tennis has the hottest girls in any sport....thats why i love it.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
Anyone refering to Serena Williams as a 'hot chick' should have his balls cut off with a blunt knife for crimes against humanity.
wetheliving
New Member
I love Tennis
I was at Wimbledon last week, queued for three and a half hours to get in, had to get up 5.30.
If you're looking for babes:
forget Serena Williams,
she's too masculine.
forget Sharapova,
she's got very broad shoulders and when she's grunts it sounds like a pig getting slaughtered! It's disgusting.
A couple of cuties are:
Ana Ivanovic
Elena Dementieva
Gisela Dulko
Daniela Hantuchova (if you like long legs)
Check them out!
I was at Wimbledon last week, queued for three and a half hours to get in, had to get up 5.30.
If you're looking for babes:
forget Serena Williams,
she's too masculine.
forget Sharapova,
she's got very broad shoulders and when she's grunts it sounds like a pig getting slaughtered! It's disgusting.
A couple of cuties are:
Ana Ivanovic
Elena Dementieva
Gisela Dulko
Daniela Hantuchova (if you like long legs)
Check them out!
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i dont necessarly mean in all of tennis....my school just has a pretty damn hot tennis teams thats why i say.
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Wimbeldon is cool
Sharapova IS hot
Andy Rod**** seems like such a douche to me.....it's got that 'too cool for the room' facial expression and it really is just sooooo punchable, and the fact he's going out with that sunshine girl mandy moore just makes me wann be an afc again, i hate that deek.
Sharapova IS hot
Andy Rod**** seems like such a douche to me.....it's got that 'too cool for the room' facial expression and it really is just sooooo punchable, and the fact he's going out with that sunshine girl mandy moore just makes me wann be an afc again, i hate that deek.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Fit sweaty grunting birds in whites. If only they had to wear no knickers by Law.