djnewb
Don Juan
Hey Hey
Seeing if there is any tennis fans here.
Also, anyone watching Wimbledon?
Seeing if there is any tennis fans here.
Also, anyone watching Wimbledon?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Anyone watch Tennis?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
I'm not a huge tennis fan, but I have been watching it.
Once again, failure from the Brits.
Once again, failure from the Brits.
SELF-MASTERY
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I watch tennis, but Im paying more attention to the lpga's us open this week. I'm praying that annika is the first person to ever complete a grand slam in one season.......
SELF-MASTERY
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her grunts are nice, but shes no anna, i like watch serenas tits flop around and that thick arse.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
sharapova is one sexy biatch....shes so tall tho, kinda turns me off.
I love to watch and play tennis.
Taking tennis lessons is a great place to meet girls.
And going to tennis tournaments is a great place too, always lots of chicks there.
I need to find a place to play up here. I know one university has courts but you have to be a student I believe to join.
Taking tennis lessons is a great place to meet girls.
And going to tennis tournaments is a great place too, always lots of chicks there.
I need to find a place to play up here. I know one university has courts but you have to be a student I believe to join.
InsidiousNstinct
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Sharapova is pretty cute, haha.
Serena lost her match (Im a bigger Venus fan anyways and I didn't want to see another Venus vs. Serena match)
Also A-Rod won his match A Rod = Andy Rod****:rockon: ...sigh...Andy rod*ck...what the heck people thats his name!
Serena lost her match (Im a bigger Venus fan anyways and I didn't want to see another Venus vs. Serena match)
Also A-Rod won his match A Rod = Andy Rod****:rockon: ...sigh...Andy rod*ck...what the heck people thats his name!
Andy needs to focus on Tennis and make it a priority again and not girls. I think dating hurts Andy's game! Grab a tennis racket Andy not something else....
http://www.deansplanet.com/mandy_moore_andy-cop-a-feel.html
The man is a DJ and is not afraid to show it
undesputable
Master Don Juan
tennis has the hottest girls in any sport....thats why i love it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
Anyone refering to Serena Williams as a 'hot chick' should have his balls cut off with a blunt knife for crimes against humanity.
wetheliving
New Member
I love Tennis
I was at Wimbledon last week, queued for three and a half hours to get in, had to get up 5.30.
If you're looking for babes:
forget Serena Williams,
she's too masculine.
forget Sharapova,
she's got very broad shoulders and when she's grunts it sounds like a pig getting slaughtered! It's disgusting.
A couple of cuties are:
Ana Ivanovic
Elena Dementieva
Gisela Dulko
Daniela Hantuchova (if you like long legs)
Check them out!
I was at Wimbledon last week, queued for three and a half hours to get in, had to get up 5.30.
If you're looking for babes:
forget Serena Williams,
she's too masculine.
forget Sharapova,
she's got very broad shoulders and when she's grunts it sounds like a pig getting slaughtered! It's disgusting.
A couple of cuties are:
Ana Ivanovic
Elena Dementieva
Gisela Dulko
Daniela Hantuchova (if you like long legs)
Check them out!
undesputable
Master Don Juan
i dont necessarly mean in all of tennis....my school just has a pretty damn hot tennis teams thats why i say.
thefonz
Master Don Juan
Wimbeldon is cool
Sharapova IS hot
Andy Rod**** seems like such a douche to me.....it's got that 'too cool for the room' facial expression and it really is just sooooo punchable, and the fact he's going out with that sunshine girl mandy moore just makes me wann be an afc again, i hate that deek.
Sharapova IS hot
Andy Rod**** seems like such a douche to me.....it's got that 'too cool for the room' facial expression and it really is just sooooo punchable, and the fact he's going out with that sunshine girl mandy moore just makes me wann be an afc again, i hate that deek.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Fit sweaty grunting birds in whites. If only they had to wear no knickers by Law.