"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone tried this website?

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
hahahahahahahaha
Women know only 50% of what the f--k they're talking about when it comes to relationships. When girls start blabbing about dating and romance, only believe half of what they say and the other half of what they want.

It's the same thing I'll say about this website, take in only 50% of what you read cause the rest is all junk and will probably not apply to you.
 

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This would be correct if it were to understand that one woman can understand another. ;)
 

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how about I pay $49.99 for a quick **** with the author isntead of the book? I mean, she's in a friggin bra/panties combo, has an excellent body, and has a slutty expression on her face. afcs wont get past the cover!

I'm going to buy the book and hopefully she'll pop out and give me a blow job or something.:rolleyes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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hey what the? afk?

Originally posted by AFK Protector
Hey everyone.

I've spent a lot of time on these forums. The forums have been a blessing for me. I've met many great people. You've all been a great help. You've all been very brave and candid. I wish you the best.

However, I just can't do this anymore. So I'm going to end AFK Protector right here right now. You don't have to miss me. You don't have to flame me. Just remember what your goals are and don't get carried off track like I did. I'm going to go to another life now. And see if I can start over.

I hope I've made a difference in someone's life during my time here. If not, I tried. If so, my life hasn't been a complete waste.

Good luck, have fun, don't die.

-AFK (R.I.P. 10/25/04 12:49:59 AM)
:confused:
 

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I spent my money and you know what tip/material I got:












































NEVER take advice about women from women!!!!!!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by napoleon
I spent my money and you know what tip/material I got:


As said in the movie the Tuxedo :D









































NEVER take advice about women from women!!!!!!!
Hey which one of you punk mods edited my post??
 
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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
hey what the? afk?



:confused:
oh what's up Capt. Jack. I left for like 2 months but now I am back. Good thing too because I caught a good opportunity RIGHT when I came back in and everything is going swell. I hope the same goes for you.
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh what's up Capt. Jack. I left for like 2 months but now I am back. Good thing too because I caught a good opportunity RIGHT when I came back in and everything is going swell. I hope the same goes for you.
so what was with the dramatic post
 
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