"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Anyone tried this website?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
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Women know only 50% of what the f--k they're talking about when it comes to relationships. When girls start blabbing about dating and romance, only believe half of what they say and the other half of what they want.

It's the same thing I'll say about this website, take in only 50% of what you read cause the rest is all junk and will probably not apply to you.
 
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This would be correct if it were to understand that one woman can understand another. ;)
 
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how about I pay $49.99 for a quick **** with the author isntead of the book? I mean, she's in a friggin bra/panties combo, has an excellent body, and has a slutty expression on her face. afcs wont get past the cover!

I'm going to buy the book and hopefully she'll pop out and give me a blow job or something.:rolleyes:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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hey what the? afk?

Originally posted by AFK Protector
Hey everyone.

I've spent a lot of time on these forums. The forums have been a blessing for me. I've met many great people. You've all been a great help. You've all been very brave and candid. I wish you the best.

However, I just can't do this anymore. So I'm going to end AFK Protector right here right now. You don't have to miss me. You don't have to flame me. Just remember what your goals are and don't get carried off track like I did. I'm going to go to another life now. And see if I can start over.

I hope I've made a difference in someone's life during my time here. If not, I tried. If so, my life hasn't been a complete waste.

Good luck, have fun, don't die.

-AFK (R.I.P. 10/25/04 12:49:59 AM)
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I spent my money and you know what tip/material I got:












































NEVER take advice about women from women!!!!!!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by napoleon
I spent my money and you know what tip/material I got:


As said in the movie the Tuxedo :D









































NEVER take advice about women from women!!!!!!!
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Hey which one of you punk mods edited my post??
 
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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
hey what the? afk?



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oh what's up Capt. Jack. I left for like 2 months but now I am back. Good thing too because I caught a good opportunity RIGHT when I came back in and everything is going swell. I hope the same goes for you.
 
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Originally posted by AFK Protector
oh what's up Capt. Jack. I left for like 2 months but now I am back. Good thing too because I caught a good opportunity RIGHT when I came back in and everything is going swell. I hope the same goes for you.
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so what was with the dramatic post
 
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