IamtheAlphamale
Master Don Juan
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I could use a wingman. Anyone interested?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Anyone to the west of Toronto?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
IamtheAlphamale
Master Don Juan
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Guelph. You should hit the reply button when you respond to people. Cause it quotes their text and it gives them a notification that you responded to them. Also the mail icon is private messages. So click that cause I messaged you.
BoomToTheMoonAlice
Senior Don Juan
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Ding, didn't expect to find anyone else in lesbian central. Should've went to homecoming, thirsty chicks were everywhere and there wasn't a masculine dude in sight. Felt bad for them actually.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Are you still gamin? I'm in waterloo, if you want to meet up.
9-3enthusiast
Senior Don Juan
I'm a few miles South of Toronto - though I suspect not the same Toronto near yourself. 
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