"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Anyone see Bill O' Reilly flip out?

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Great stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY&feature=related


What a clown. Bill O' Reilly used to work on this fourth rate news show (and no, I'm not talking about the O'Reilly Factor), and behaves like this and in return millions of fellow clowns adore him but when Keith Olbermann speaks the truth he gets demoted. Gotta love THAT news network.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Keith Olbermann speaks the truth he gets demoted. Gotta love THAT news network."

I love Olbermann as much as the next hardcore Democrat but he's basically an opinion guy and as such the counter to O'reilly.

He got demoted because MSNBC fvcked up.

Without Tim Russert they thought they could have opinion guys like Olbermann and Matthews doing Russert's job but of course that was a disaster.

Russert was an impartial guy that was his job and he did it extremely well.

Olbermann and Matthews jobs are to give their opinions and they couldn't turn them off and its understandable considering how important this election is but yeah it was MSNBC's fault for giving them the bigtime political coverage spots when instead they probably should've used Brokaw or Rachel Maddow both of whom can reel in the DNC love when necessary.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are you kidding me? This story is MONTHS old. What were you doing, browsing moveon.org's May archives of hit pieces?


Let's see. Bill O'Reilly is in a bad mood and swears at his crew one day...over a decade ago. He later becomes the host of the highest rated cable news show and best-selling author.

Keith Olbermann becomes infamous for TERRIBLE journalism, continuing to infect every interview he conducts with a far left-wing bias, and is rewarded with abyssmal ratings.

Yeah, that O'Reilly really lost out BIG TIME with this leaked video. I had a great laugh at this video when it came out back in the Spring, and continued to have laughs with the various parodies and the dance remixes of the video. Thanks though, I had forgotten about this video...with the rest of America. Silly me...focusing on whether or not our next President will have more than 6 years of executive experience!
 
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Wired for Sound said:
Are you kidding me? This story is MONTHS old. What were you doing, browsing moveon.org's May archives of hit pieces?


Let's see. Bill O'Reilly is in a bad mood and swears at his crew one day...over a decade ago. He later becomes the host of the highest rated cable news show and best-selling author.

Keith Olbermann becomes infamous for TERRIBLE journalism, continuing to infect every interview he conducts with a far left-wing bias, and is rewarded with abyssmal ratings.

Yeah, that O'Reilly really lost out BIG TIME with this leaked video. I had a great laugh at this video when it came out back in the Spring, and continued to have laughs with the various parodies and the dance remixes of the video. Thanks though, I had forgotten about this video...with the rest of America. Silly me...focusing on whether or not our next President will have more than 6 years of executive experience!
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Whoa there, Wired. I guess if you are getting all bent out of shape over this you need to check the wiring in your sense of humor. :p

Now if you don't mind, I gotta troll the moveon.org boards. :p
 
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toddlips said:
Whoa there, Wired. I guess if you are getting all bent out of shape over this you need to check the wiring in your sense of humor. :p

Now if you don't mind, I gotta troll the moveon.org boards. :p
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If you had read my post, you would've known that I too enjoyed a thorough laugh at this clip. I don't get bent out of shape about pieces of garbage trying declaring war on responsible journalism anymore. Now if you people were actually making a DIFFERENCE, that would be a much different story.
 
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If you had read my post, you would've known that I too enjoyed a thorough laugh at this clip. I don't get bent out of shape about pieces of garbage trying declaring war on responsible journalism anymore. Now if you people were actually making a DIFFERENCE, that would be a much different story.
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Typical hostility from a male trying to demonstrate an overabundance of machismo - nothing I haven't already seen from those who relentlessly try to spread the right-wing doctrine to no end.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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toddlips said:
Bill O' Reilly used to work on this fourth rate news show (and no, I'm not talking about the O'Reilly Factor), and behaves like this and in return millions of fellow clowns adore him but when Keith Olbermann speaks the truth he gets demoted. Gotta love THAT news network.
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Typical hostility from a male trying to demonstrate an overabundance of machismo - nothing I haven't already seen from those who relentlessly try to spread the right-wing doctrine to no end.
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Why do these threads always get political? I mean c'mon just watch the video and laugh. Keep up the political talk and Last Man Standing and Deus will start posting again. What a nightmare that would be!:eek:

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get laid!
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Not sure what you mean, but sounds good to me.
 
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Bill O' Reilly is such an a--hole. His radio show is a little more tolerable than his tv show. If you want to laugh, look up on youtube what snoop dog had to say about Bill O'Reilly's attacks. That's some funny shyte right there!
 
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Menage a Mi said:
Keep up the political talk and Last Man Standing and Deus will start posting again. What a nightmare that would be!:eek:
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Wired for Sound IS Deus
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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