"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone on the juice?

marqZAL

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I'm wanted to know if any of u dj's out there juice up?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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NEWBIE101

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You shouldn't be juicing anyways if you're under 18, which most people on this board aren't.
 

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I am not here to judge wether or not taking roids is wrong, I just wanted to know if anyone out there is taking them.
 

Shiftkey

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I get the feeling that there is a very big anti-juice sentiment on this board so you're probably going to have a hard time finding anyone here.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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blong1068

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Originally posted by Shiftkey
I get the feeling that there is a very big anti-juice sentiment on this board so you're probably going to have a hard time finding anyone here.
That seems to be the case.
 

DJ Girevik

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Steroids. And for my answer, no, I do not juice. I wouldn't touch roids with a 10 foot pole.
 

bman

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Originally posted by DJ Girevik
Steroids. And for my answer, no, I do not juice. I wouldn't touch roids with a 10 foot pole.
 

marqZAL

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I guess alot of people would'nt touch them on here, but there are a good percentage of people who do use them. While looking for information on prohormones I came across a bunch of sites that are for people who juice. All of them say prohormones are a waste of money, your better off using steroids before a prohormone because they both have negative side effects that are the same, but with riods you get real gains. I am coming to the believe that prohormones are a gimmic after looking at all the medical and sports medicine research on the net. Study after study, including the andro project, all say that they pretty much suck, having more harful side effects than benifits.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Prohormones DO work, not to the extent of steroids, but work nonetheless. They convert to steroids in your body...unless we're talking about 1-test which IS a real steroid. To me, PH's are steroids; just they require conversion. You DON'T get the same side effects with PH's because they aren't nearly as severe. And finally, PH's are legal to buy and own; AAS are not.

Now, the oldschool "andro" DOES suck. Anyone who says that is absolutely right. The newer (and not so new) stuff out by people like Avant Labs, Ergopharm, Molecular Nutrition, and BDC Nutrition (Big Daddy Chemo, Anabolic Minds, masters of homebrewing, whatever) are far better than that old "andro."
 

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roids

If you want some information on steroids, check out www.testosterone.net, they are open about steroid use, while the dont neccessarily condone it, they help as much as they can. Do a search for the "steroids for dummies", no insult inteneded, thats what the article is called.
 

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Re: roids

Originally posted by FekTraz
If you want some information on steroids, check out www.testosterone.net, they are open about steroid use, while the dont neccessarily condone it, they help as much as they can. Do a search for the "steroids for dummies", no insult inteneded, thats what the article is called.
Same with my old forum http://forum.bodybuilding.com . There is a whole section on steroids with lots of info.
 
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