"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Anyone interested in trying to seduce a 60 year old asian wife?

jt24151

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She is a southeast asian. She just turned 60. She is still attractive with large tits. Living in Virginia. If interested she must never know about this post.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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jt24151 said:
She is a southeast asian. She just turned 60. She is still attractive with large tits. Living in Virginia. If interested she must never know about this post.


wtf.....why dont you seduce her.
 

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Tired

I'm tired of trying. Thought maybe someone else might have better luck.
 

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Does Virginia still have the concept of fault in divorce? Sounds like a guy trying to improve his legal situation by getting someone to nail his saggy spouse.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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HAHA true it does sound a little shaddy, but hey I love Milfs and asians so if I lived over there I would give it a shot....it might be good you never know .
 

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Hey, as long as u find her good looking and she smells fine...definitely do ur thing, i would too if i was in ur shoes :)
 

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I broke my "age" record last year with a 59yo woman (who you'd have to SEE to believe... I SWEAR she looks 38)

I've known her since I was 12.

No regrets. But now that I've hit it, I'm done.


Go for it.

Coo Coo Ca-Choo........
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DonJoseCantosie said:
Hey, as long as u find her good looking and she smells fine...definitely do ur thing, i would too if i was in ur shoes :)
He LOVES the smell of onions. That hot onion breath in your face. Yeah.

When your kissing her, make sure not to suck face too hard, or her teeth will come out. :crackup:

Dude, just talk about how you love those holiday sweaters and jackets with beads and kittens on them. And how great it is to have dinner at 4:30PM.

::shudder::
 

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Hmm seems you just said most of the stereotypes of old people, I know they are older but the only problem I see in dating a women that old is you wont know which wrinkle to lick to get her turned on. Plus have dinner at 4:30 have sex at 5:00 and then go out DJ'ng by 8:00 then just come back and everything is good the only bad part about that too is oldtymerz.
 

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But Jon do you mean Date or just have sex with and thats it?
I'd want to do the later, but i don't know if i'd want to seriously date.
 
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I went out with a 47 year old Korean once and she was hot! But 60?? Dayum that's pushing it buddy.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yeah, but I really like how they get the lip stick on lopsided. So if she took out her teeth to give you a bl0wjob, then you could watch in awe at the lopsided, red, onion breath pvssy shimmering toward your dong.
 
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aliasguy said:
I broke my "age" record last year with a 59yo woman (who you'd have to SEE to believe... I SWEAR she looks 38)

I've known her since I was 12.

No regrets. But now that I've hit it, I'm done.


Go for it.

Coo Coo Ca-Choo........
Are you trying to say that 38 is young, its old, I'm 39 I should know.:confused:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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