"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Anyone interested in trying to seduce a 60 year old asian wife?

jt24151

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She is a southeast asian. She just turned 60. She is still attractive with large tits. Living in Virginia. If interested she must never know about this post.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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jt24151 said:
She is a southeast asian. She just turned 60. She is still attractive with large tits. Living in Virginia. If interested she must never know about this post.


wtf.....why dont you seduce her.
 

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Tired

I'm tired of trying. Thought maybe someone else might have better luck.
 

bigjohnson

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Does Virginia still have the concept of fault in divorce? Sounds like a guy trying to improve his legal situation by getting someone to nail his saggy spouse.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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j0n024

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HAHA true it does sound a little shaddy, but hey I love Milfs and asians so if I lived over there I would give it a shot....it might be good you never know .
 

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Hey, as long as u find her good looking and she smells fine...definitely do ur thing, i would too if i was in ur shoes :)
 

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I broke my "age" record last year with a 59yo woman (who you'd have to SEE to believe... I SWEAR she looks 38)

I've known her since I was 12.

No regrets. But now that I've hit it, I'm done.


Go for it.

Coo Coo Ca-Choo........
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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DonJoseCantosie said:
Hey, as long as u find her good looking and she smells fine...definitely do ur thing, i would too if i was in ur shoes :)
He LOVES the smell of onions. That hot onion breath in your face. Yeah.

When your kissing her, make sure not to suck face too hard, or her teeth will come out. :crackup:

Dude, just talk about how you love those holiday sweaters and jackets with beads and kittens on them. And how great it is to have dinner at 4:30PM.

::shudder::
 

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Hmm seems you just said most of the stereotypes of old people, I know they are older but the only problem I see in dating a women that old is you wont know which wrinkle to lick to get her turned on. Plus have dinner at 4:30 have sex at 5:00 and then go out DJ'ng by 8:00 then just come back and everything is good the only bad part about that too is oldtymerz.
 

DonJoseCantosie

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But Jon do you mean Date or just have sex with and thats it?
I'd want to do the later, but i don't know if i'd want to seriously date.
 
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I went out with a 47 year old Korean once and she was hot! But 60?? Dayum that's pushing it buddy.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah, but I really like how they get the lip stick on lopsided. So if she took out her teeth to give you a bl0wjob, then you could watch in awe at the lopsided, red, onion breath pvssy shimmering toward your dong.
 
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aliasguy said:
I broke my "age" record last year with a 59yo woman (who you'd have to SEE to believe... I SWEAR she looks 38)

I've known her since I was 12.

No regrets. But now that I've hit it, I'm done.


Go for it.

Coo Coo Ca-Choo........
Are you trying to say that 38 is young, its old, I'm 39 I should know.:confused:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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