"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone have crappy hair?

KillingTime

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I dont really know what to do with mine, it looks bad short or long.
It's black and really really thick/puffy (not really curly though, but it's got this poofy cotton candy thing going on)
Right now I just get a number one on the sides and an inch on top every week, pretty lame and generic but it kinda looks somewhat decent for about 3 days or so....
by the 4th day it just looks like crap again

Problem is after a few days that buzz on the sides starts sticking straight out, now with the top is a whole different problem... since it's so puffy I have to use a lot of gel, it looks good until it dries. Once it dries, I dont know if it's b/c my hair is black or what, but it just looks really plasticky and dirty.

So yea this is getting really damn long for a post about hair but I don't know what the hell to do. My second dilemna is im white/hispanic and pretty pale... but I have a lot of "black" features like the wide nose etc.
Ive thought about getting more of a African-American style, like those short little braids Shawn Wayan had but then again I'm not really black

Hell I don't know what to do with it, anyone else have hair like this, what style do you get? One last thing I thought of is to just get a really short scissor cut all around... so that it will be as short as possible but won't stand up like it does when it's buzzed, how do I ask for that?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Rocko

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sounds like your hair is like mine man, its a burn i know, you can try spikking ur hair with finger-length SCISSOR cut. Seems to be the best for me, grows out kinda nicely. Lol, all you have to do is ask the hair stylest/ barber to cut it with scissors and they will, just make sure to tip cause its more work
 
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