"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
HoneyHitter
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ill take a look
thanks
AttackFormation
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Edit: Just realized, you were probably talking about the song quietly playing in the background during the skit in the beginning.
HoneyHitter
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Alright, I found the actual background song in the video:
Faith Evans was on the same label as Mase. They were big on featuring songs (and cameos) by label mates in videos to garner interest for their new and upcoming artists. That's why I figured it'd be unlikely for them to feature a song by Brandy in 1995, when she was competing for the same audience as Faith Evans. Both singers debuted in 1995.
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Thanks for reminding me to dig into Curtis Mayfield's catalog, amazing work