"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Anyone ever bang a woman this hot?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Naughty Ninja

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I have. She's not that hot. Attractive. But there are waaay better out there.

How did I attract my ex? Honestly I did nothing but stand there watching a game. She was surrounded by a group of guys tripping over themselves trying to talk to her. Her friend walked up to me and said my friend (my ex) thinks you're beautiful. I never heard that from a chick before and I looked and saw her and just started talking to her like a normal person. Dated for over a year. She was a great girl. True story.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You've got to love this really. "Oh she's not that hot...6 at best lmao." Who is then, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardasian, Katy Perry? lmao. Unless you live in LA or something, women like the one in the link don't exist, especially for the fat slobbering guys on this board.
 

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rhcp83 said:
You've got to love this really. "Oh she's not that hot...6 at best lmao." Who is then, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardasian, Katy Perry? lmao. Unless you live in LA or something, women like the one in the link don't exist, especially for the fat slobbering guys on this board.
I think most guys would say girls peak around age 20 - so any younger girls - she was probably an 8/9 when she was younger. I'm sure younger girls exist where you live basically HER 10-20 years ago.
 

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She really isn't that hot, dude. Maybe in her younger years she was. But I don't see those glossy eyes. And not all of us are fat or average. I see better looking women all the time, and dated some... Don't live in LA.

Don't think any of those other girls you listed are hot, either.
 

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I won't say she's not hot, but she's definitely not the type I'd go for.

I've been with a number of girls I would consider 9s (in looks) though - models, fitness instructors, dancers for example.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ummm... definitively not close to a 9 at all.... 7.5 at its best if you would give me better pics but HEYY!!! she does looks great for her age.

Women that I would consider in the 9s would be like Jamie Eason or Maude Fealy but still not perfect score because even they have their flaws. No such thing as a 10/10.
 

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rhcp83 said:
You've got to love this really. "Oh she's not that hot...6 at best lmao." Who is then, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardasian, Katy Perry? lmao. Unless you live in LA or something, women like the one in the link don't exist, especially for the fat slobbering guys on this board.
Brother... It's a good thing to appreciate women's beauty but I think you are idealizing this one specially.

Either that or just you have lower standards (physically) than some other guys. No need to bash :/
 

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I think he's confusing trashiness and skankiness with genuine attractiveness. Those girls aren't hot; just trashy. But there's still better-looking trashy women out there. Younger, too. If you're gonna be shallow - might as well go for the top tier.
 

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rhcp83 said:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=34704963

A lot of HB9.5 talk or whatever on here. Anyone actually bang a girl this hot? Please no liars or "yeah my girlfriend looks like that" guys. And if you did really bang or date a girl like this, how did you meet her/attract her etc. ?
She's past her expiration date dude...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yes I've banged hotter girls than the one in the picture.

No I've never banged a true 9 or 9.5.
 

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Wait, isn't rhcp83 the same guy who said the girl I called a 9.5 was probably really a "5, 6 or 7" (without ever seeing a photo)?

And now he's showing us a 5,6 or 7 and saying SHE's a 9.5?? That would make this girl in the OP a 1, 2 or 3. The girl I said was a HB9.5 is Playboy centerfold hot. I met her at the strip bar where she works.

Guys can PM me for a photo if they don't believe me but I can't post it online because she's practically famous.
 

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And seriously with these "mirror" shots. They are amazingly lame. Does this chick not have one person who can take her photo? Or how about the timer feature on the camera, I wonder if she is bright enough to figure that out.
 

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Johnnyventana said:
And seriously with these "mirror" shots. They are amazingly lame. Does this chick not have one person who can take her photo? Or how about the timer feature on the camera, I wonder if she is bright enough to figure that out.
Exactly! I always make fun of "arm length photos" on Facebook. If a girl is pretty enough, other people will take their photo.
 

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Nice tits but at her age, she has some serious miles on her.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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