Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Is it next to Dontgiveafvckany?sparky0000 said:I bet if some of you went to Estonia you would change your minds.
Of course, most of you can't even find Estonia on a map.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Is it next to Dontgiveafvckany?sparky0000 said:I bet if some of you went to Estonia you would change your minds.
Of course, most of you can't even find Estonia on a map.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Isn't Estonia one of the major cities in Russia that exports mail order brides?sparky0000 said:I bet if some of you went to Estonia you would change your minds.
Of course, most of you can't even find Estonia on a map.
yes by golly they are :Francisco d'Anconia said:Isn't Estonia one of the major cities in Russia that exports mail order brides?
NIGGA DAAAYUM!!!!penkitten said:
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Mitch_Mustain said:NIGGA DAAAYUM!!!!
thats got a bunch of women in it and you can choose them! Hell yeah! My DJing days are over
Lol, these two posts made me laugh. Its like when you walk into a lesbian bar, and you think "Dude, lesbians!!" and then you think "Wait.... lesbians..."Mitch_Mustain said:DAAYUM!!!!!
these girls obviously don't watch MTV, like 95 percent of these girls have got NO style
I know what you mean :crackup:Wee said:haha, I always thought I didn't care about hair color. I do agree that style matters most, but a year or two ago I realize from afar, I always thought to myself blondes were hotter than brunettes. I can't see anything but their hair color, and i subconsiously decided the blondes were better lookin'. I thought it was weird. I ain't gonna dis a girl because of her hair, as long as it looks good. I think I just find blondes a little more attractive.