Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Is it next to Dontgiveafvckany?sparky0000 said:I bet if some of you went to Estonia you would change your minds.
Of course, most of you can't even find Estonia on a map.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Anyone else think blondes are overrated?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Isn't Estonia one of the major cities in Russia that exports mail order brides?sparky0000 said:I bet if some of you went to Estonia you would change your minds.
Of course, most of you can't even find Estonia on a map.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yes by golly they are :Francisco d'Anconia said:
http://www.google.com/search?hs=X0R...cial_s&q=Estonia+mail+order+bride&btnG=Search
http://www.romancium.com/Estonian_Women.htm
Mitch_Mustain
Don Juan
NIGGA DAAAYUM!!!!penkitten said:
thats got a bunch of women in it and you can choose them! Hell yeah! My DJing days are over
Mitch_Mustain
Don Juan
DAAYUM!!!!!
these girls obviously don't watch MTV, like 95 percent of these girls have got NO style
these girls obviously don't watch MTV, like 95 percent of these girls have got NO style
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ace of Flames
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Mitch_Mustain said:
Lol, these two posts made me laugh. Its like when you walk into a lesbian bar, and you think "Dude, lesbians!!" and then you think "Wait.... lesbians..."Mitch_Mustain said:
I know what you mean :crackup:Wee said:
blondes always catch my eyes first. are they overrated? maybe a little but I don't see why people would say they don't like blondes AT ALL... but hey, just means more blondes for me :rock: