"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Anyone else not gonna go out tomorrow night, simply because it's Halloween?

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I'm not. I can't stand the freakshows that walk around, and the girls that would normally be attractive look hideous.

Then again, Halloween give girls a reason to dress like sluts, but I don't think it's worth going out.

Yeah, I sound like a prude right now, and you'd be right to think that :rolleyes:

I try not to take things too seriously, but Halloween is so useless, I'm glad all the foolishness will be over soon.

To those who are going out, enjoy yourselves, and post up the stories :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And get bombarded by kids? I live in a closed residential area. There are going to be 50 to 100 kids tops knocking on the door all ngiht long. **** that, I'm going out!
 

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Well I'm on a college campus, so there will be none of that. Just dumbass kids making noise outside the dorms.
 
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Nygard said:
And get bombarded by kids? I live in a closed residential area. There are going to be 50 to 100 kids tops knocking on the door all ngiht long. **** that, I'm going out!
This guy's got the right idea. The little bastards never stop with the damn doorbell. I'll be at a bar with some friends in the hopes of hooking up with a hot chick in a totally sexy costume. Beats sitting around at home.
 

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I would if I had a costume but I hate buying something I only use once =/

And I dont' want to feel lame being a guy at a party w/o a costume.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just a Shot Away

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kingy said:
uuuuuuhhhh ?? are u kidding...... the girls look amazing. seriously
Agreed. I have yet to see a hot chick look ugly in her Halloween costume. Most of the hot chicks I see on Halloween use the holiday as an excuse to dress EXTRA slutty to show even more skin than usual. How can you go wrong with that?

On the other hand, most average/ugly chicks become hot/decent in their costumes. It's hard not to look good in a sexy cop outfit or Japanese schoolgirl uniform unless the chick is just flat-out obese and her rolls are spilling over her waistband.
 

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Heh, related to the sexiness or lack of thereof, I went to an early Halloween party yesterday, and it looked like a witch convention with all the pointy hats. At one point I was talking with one random HB.

Her: "Yeah, and tomorrow I'm going to a friend's real Halloween aprty."
Me: "Getting two uses out of the same costume?"
Her: "Oh no, I'm ressing up as... well, kinda... like a wh***!"

She laughs. I take a step back and make a show of looking at her up and down.

Me: "And other than the pointy hat, the difference would be...?"

Good times. Yes, many scantily clad femmes wearing pointy hats.
 

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And get bombarded by kids? I live in a closed residential area. There are going to be 50 to 100 kids tops knocking on the door all ngiht long. **** that, I'm going out!
I stayed in on Halloween last year and the doorbell never stopped ringin,
what's worse is that it's very loud and the sound of it is annoying.
I aint tryin to sit at home hearin that sh*t and since it's saturday kids are gonna want to start trick or treatin early.

I'm makin some calls to see what everybodies doin.
 
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Just a Shot Away said:
Agreed. I have yet to see a hot chick look ugly in her Halloween costume. Most of the hot chicks I see on Halloween use the holiday as an excuse to dress EXTRA slutty to show even more skin than usual. How can you go wrong with that?

On the other hand, most average/ugly chicks become hot/decent in their costumes. It's hard not to look good in a sexy cop outfit or Japanese schoolgirl uniform unless the chick is just flat-out obese and her rolls are spilling over her waistband.
You are on fire lately, Just a Shot Away! I can't agree more. No other day in the year gets the "slut" treatment more than Halloween. You can't beat the combination of girls dressing slutty and drinking hard. - Except the fat ones, even if they have a nice body under all that fat.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Piano Master said:
You are on fire lately, Just a Shot Away! I can't agree more. No other...
Why did you copy my profile picture and paste it in yours?
 

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The Piano Master said:
You are on fire lately, Just a Shot Away! I can't agree more. No other day in the year gets the "slut" treatment more than Halloween. You can't beat the combination of girls dressing slutty and drinking hard. - Except the fat ones, even if they have a nice body under all that fat.

Lol the fat ones are just right IMO! Especially with those "slutty" fishnets and what not... Funny thing is, there's not that many of them in my area, let alone for halloween parties, I live in skinny chick central, and I don't find anorexic chicks to be worth macking/seducing to begin with.
 

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Went to the wedding then hit up the local club. It was packed, no room to dance. Had a good time even tho i was in a tux, people thought it was my costume, but really i just attended a weeding haha =]
 

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SickAgain said:
I would if I had a costume but I hate buying something I only use once =/

And I dont' want to feel lame being a guy at a party w/o a costume.
I went to a wedding yesterday (yeah, I know, a wedding on halloween? dumb) and dressed up nice for that but then didn't feel like going home and changing so I just went out dressed up and EVERYONE asked, "So what are you?" Of course I replied, "Guess" or "You tell me"
Worked like a charm.
 

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Holy crap, another guy pretty much posted the same thing.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Just a Shot Away said:
Why did you copy my profile picture and paste it in yours?
Wow. I see martin shernwood/shop until I die/el febreezy da beez is still trolling sosuave. If you could just remove my picture before you get banned, I'd really appreciate it.
 
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