"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

anyone else laugh during sex? also, stop when she says stop?

powpow

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 6, 2011
Messages
381
Reaction score
11
Location
Hawaiian Jungles
So I noticed that I do this. I laugh when Im having sex. Not like a big belly laugh, but kind of just like when you see something funny. Slightly more than a chuckle.

Its just, its so much fun. Also, I find when I laugh, my body relaxes and I enjoy the experience more. Sometimes, I feel like maybe Im about to bust my big fat lizzoad, and I think about some funny stuff in order to take my mind off the sex for a second. Like, I always think about the time me and my friend drove our cars all over my high school campus in beat up ass cars that we bought for $300 and hit **** constantly.

My partner on saturday got really offended. Like she thought I was laughing at her maybe? You guys laugh too?

Also, I like to bang like major hard. And my **** is relatively big in Japan. Its a pretty regular event that I am told to stop. Not slow down. Stop. They say it hurts their stomach. My black friends in America (YES I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!!!!) say that that girls will be telling them to stop and theyll just keep on beating it up. What to do?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

KarmaSutra

Banned
Joined
Oct 13, 2005
Messages
4,818
Reaction score
142
Age
53
Location
Padron Reserve maduro in hand while finishing my b
Once I laughed so hard while my ex-wife was licking my ass.

I laughed because I farted in her face while she was tonguing my sh!tter.

One of my fondest married moments.
 

tharam04

Don Juan
Joined
Dec 2, 2008
Messages
12
Reaction score
0
When I'm told to stop or get a complaint of "hitting the wrong spot", usually I'll change position/angle and keep going. Usually that solves the prob and I keep on strokin....
 

LoneWolf

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Feb 23, 2011
Messages
398
Reaction score
6
yep, last friday when i was having the best sex of my life. we laughed often together. i think it was mostly cause the feeling was so good we couldn't stop smiling and laughing. was great. also told her to slow down at some points or the show would be over lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

IamJosan

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Feb 5, 2011
Messages
230
Reaction score
9
Location
LA
I thought I was the only that laughed. I laugh at the moaning sounds and faces girls make when I'm fvcking them. It's HILARIOUS!
 
Top