Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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anyone else laugh during sex? also, stop when she says stop?

powpow

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So I noticed that I do this. I laugh when Im having sex. Not like a big belly laugh, but kind of just like when you see something funny. Slightly more than a chuckle.

Its just, its so much fun. Also, I find when I laugh, my body relaxes and I enjoy the experience more. Sometimes, I feel like maybe Im about to bust my big fat lizzoad, and I think about some funny stuff in order to take my mind off the sex for a second. Like, I always think about the time me and my friend drove our cars all over my high school campus in beat up ass cars that we bought for $300 and hit **** constantly.

My partner on saturday got really offended. Like she thought I was laughing at her maybe? You guys laugh too?

Also, I like to bang like major hard. And my **** is relatively big in Japan. Its a pretty regular event that I am told to stop. Not slow down. Stop. They say it hurts their stomach. My black friends in America (YES I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS!!!!) say that that girls will be telling them to stop and theyll just keep on beating it up. What to do?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Once I laughed so hard while my ex-wife was licking my ass.

I laughed because I farted in her face while she was tonguing my sh!tter.

One of my fondest married moments.
 

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When I'm told to stop or get a complaint of "hitting the wrong spot", usually I'll change position/angle and keep going. Usually that solves the prob and I keep on strokin....
 

LoneWolf

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yep, last friday when i was having the best sex of my life. we laughed often together. i think it was mostly cause the feeling was so good we couldn't stop smiling and laughing. was great. also told her to slow down at some points or the show would be over lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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IamJosan

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I thought I was the only that laughed. I laugh at the moaning sounds and faces girls make when I'm fvcking them. It's HILARIOUS!
 
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