"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Anybody here ever been tricked by a tranny?

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I live in New Orleans the tranny capitol of the world. So yea I've been fooled before... but the fact is most will not fvck with you... they know if you think they are a woman and will let you know. And not try anything with a dude that doesn't know who they are.

There really is no reason to fear them they are actually more afraid of what you might do to them. Most are really fvcking interesting, and a lot of them are straight... they just like dressing like chicks.
ehhhhhh:confused:o_O
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What's even more scary, is them going for straight guys!!!

Yikes!!!

I'm not sure what the're trying to accomplish.
 

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I live in New Orleans the tranny capitol of the world. So yea I've been fooled before... but the fact is most will not fvck with you....
You've never been to San Antonio lol. I met this thing at the mall and never in a million years wouldve guessed.
 

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I live in New Orleans the tranny capitol of the world. So yea I've been fooled before... but the fact is most will not fvck with you... they know if you think they are a woman and will let you know. And not try anything with a dude that doesn't know who they are.

There really is no reason to fear them they are actually more afraid of what you might do to them. Most are really fvcking interesting, and a lot of them are straight... they just like dressing like chicks.
I thought it was San Francisco that was Fagtown, USA. Never would have guessed New Orleans.
 

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When you see their photos and your gut just tells you "something ain't right..."

I haven't logged into any kind of OLD for awhile, but I'd accidentally click on a few profiles sometimes because the photo is too small to notice any tells.

And then, once in awhile, you'll see a hot girl in one of those mouse-over porn previews and wonder why there's so many down votes. Ohhh...that's why... :eek:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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There is a decent population in Chicago. Chicago has one if not the biggest gay areas for a big city "Boystown"
 

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There is a decent population in Chicago. Chicago has one if not the biggest gay areas for a big city "Boystown"
It's not as bad as Seattle. That I can tell you. Took a vacation in Seattle for a week and each day you see like 60 to 120 faggots and lesbians a day. Chicago isn't to that extent.
 

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Me and a mate went to Thailand a few years back and hit a bar on one of the islands. The place was stacked with 'chicks'. We were literally the only blokes there.

At first, we were pretty hesitant and just played some pool. The girls soon approached us and after a few beers we were on the dance floor thinking we were 'don Juans'.

The next thing I know I'm on the back off a girls moped and direct her to my hotel. My beer goggles is solely fixed on her perfect ( • ) ( • )'s and ass - I'm thinking I'm gonna smash her like a tent peg. I turn the light on in my room and notice she has a chin like American dad and an Addams Apple as big as a conker. I come to my senses and order her out. She goes bat crazy and then leaves. Half hour later the cousin pimp arrives. It ends up with hotel security arriving and ushering them both away.
I was pretty lucky.

As for my mate, he recalls having a blackout on the dance floor then waking up the next morning in a slum house with a chick. He never told me if it was a ladyboy or not! I suspect it was.
 

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Think I may well have been fooled by one today (on the street).

Again, an Asian 'chick'. Clocked 'her' from a good distance. Immaculate bone structure, kind of Lucy Liu looking but darker complexion, near perfect cat walk that had clearly been rehearsed. Much taller than most Asian women you see. Looked and kind of pouted as I walked passed.

Thought to myself that was one of the best looking Asians I've seen. Then I thought of this thread and now thinking it was actually a dude :(
 

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This thread is ****ing with my head also lol. I met this chick on OKC. 8/10. Told she straight up just wants to ****. I've never had anything higher than a 6 tell me thats what they were looking for and now I am wondering wtf the issue is. Talk about being paranoid.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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All the more reason to do the Trump skirt check
 

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That's why Trump grabs 'em by the pvssy - to make sure they have one.
That's all good & well, but what about a post-op tranny? As for myself, I never get sexual with a woman unless she gets naked so I can see that she has (at least at present :eek:) female plumbing.
 

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I thought it was San Francisco that was Fagtown, USA. Never would have guessed New Orleans.
I'm from New Orleans, and aside from the folks working at the bar/restaurant/showclubs in the French Quarter whose very raison d'être is to feature trannies ("where the girls are boys"), I can't say that it's nearly as bad as San Francisco - although certainly New Orleans is one of the big city magnets for sexual deviants, like San Francisco, Los Angeles & Miami. I guess I've never really done the French Quarter scene much, which is where these freaks hang out; they certainly haven't hung out at the haunts I used to frequent. Perhaps that colleague of mine went the Quarter one night and got fooled.
 

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This thread is ****ing with my head also lol. I met this chick on OKC. 8/10. Told she straight up just wants to ****. I've never had anything higher than a 6 tell me thats what they were looking for and now I am wondering wtf the issue is. Talk about being paranoid.
I remember seeing what looked to be a pretty nice looking female on one of those sites (I think it was Match Doctor). She seemed to be more attractive than any other woman there, and also seemed interested in me with our conversations. However, from the single photo of her, I did begin to notice that her face seemed a little long and her shoulders a little broad, so I bailed out.

BTW, I've been noticing a lot of women who ask be to be Friended with me on Facebook with similar gender-ambiguous accents. I've Friended such a woman once or twice, and the woman always seems to be very interested in communicating with me very quickly, which would make sense as I think a tranny who can fool a hetero man gets an enormous amount of validation from being able to trick one like that.
 

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Yep. It'll happen more and more in the near future. This trans was a cross between Sofia Vergara and J.Lo. I jumped for a date luckily split. Next thing you know I got a text saying it's a TX Female. I deleted her in a heartbeat and blocked the number. The Hispanic, Philipino, and Asian are the easiest to pass for a female. Be vigilant you horny baśtards!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What's even more scary, is them going for straight guys!!!

Yikes!!!

I'm not sure what the're trying to accomplish.
Oh yeah, they go for guys like they were female from birth.
 
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