The Big Aristotle
Don Juan
I have a taste for Hispanic women.
Any tips or words of advice for the Chicas?
Any tips or words of advice for the Chicas?
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
better spanish: quisiera cojerte en el culoj-flex said:tell them:
te quiero cojer en el culo
SickAgain said:better spanish: quisiera cojerte en el culo
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Word homie--latinas are breeders. You can practically breathe on 'em and they'll get knocked up.Rhoto said:Wear a rubber.
Five years of taking spanish class and I still can't properly tell a girl I want to sodomize her. I feel ripped off.j-flex said:nope, spanish is my first languaje.
i said: "i want to fk you in the ass"
you said: "i would want to fck you in the ass"
no quisiera, quiero!.
LMAO, thats just funny as hell for some reasonSickAgain said:Five years of taking spanish class and I still can't properly tell a girl I want to sodomize her. I feel ripped off.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
MooseGod said:Word homie--latinas are breeders. You can practically breathe on 'em and they'll get knocked up.
lol, dont worry bro, como quiera se ve que sabes mucho.SickAgain said:Five years of taking spanish class and I still can't properly tell a girl I want to sodomize her. I feel ripped off.
:crackup:My Name is Nobody said:Watch out for the puerto rican leglock.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.