"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alen-Delon

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i am currently seeing this one girl we are not dating just hanging out and stuff. we had not had sex yet but its getting there. the other night we were at her house drinking with her friends :woo: then my friend came. later that night i had to go to work i had to go in for third shift so i did. as it turns out they ended going to the club with my friend. so today my friend tells me that she was making out with him and was ready to fukk and all. but i know my friend, hes a pathological liar. anyway i dont have feelings for this girl but what ever we have going on is pretty cool at this point and i want to have sex with her. but this incident if it ever took place kinda holds me back i dont know why. what you guys think should i confront her about this or just act like i dont know shyt or should i just forget about her.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This chick is a liar and a $lut! if u want to get with her (and risk getting an std) then pretend not to know anything, f*ck her, then tell her to f*ckoff....

And as for your "friend", if he KNOWS that u are seeing this chick, and he still did that with her, u should tell him to f*ckoff too. If he didnt know, then he isnt at fault.


Laterz...
 

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well i still cant make up my mind. she called me once today but i didnt want to return a phone call. i think i should make her beg for it. lol. maybe let her take the wheel and see what happens.
 

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Why waste more time on this ho?

Originally posted by Alen-Delon
well i still cant make up my mind. she called me once today but i didnt want to return a phone call. i think i should make her beg for it. lol. maybe let her take the wheel and see what happens.
Well you need to take time out, thik to yourself, and KNOW exactly what you want...... If you want to get with her, then do it and stop wasting time with her, and then move on to someone thats more worth your time... if you DONT want her, then just tell her to f*ckoff, she is a cheap $lut, and cheap $luts arent worth our time, so do the deed, and next her... thats what I would do;)


Laterz..
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Alen-Delon

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its not that i am worrying about her its just i dont like wasting my time on stupid hoez. anyway lil update. today i went over to her house she wasnt home but her 2 roommates were. so we went to get some liqiour and stop by the where that girl works aka girl i am seeing . to ask what time she gets of work blah blah. then we went to my house and started drinking near the pool, it was around 4:00 p.m sunny day. so i got a pretty tipsy and started macking on her friend whos 8.5HB. we were flirting & kino heavily at the pool. then half hour later my other friend gets there so we go into the house. i put some music on and i ask her to dance with me, as it turns out she is quit good at salsa so am i. so we are dancing very close to each other i am pulling on some moves lol trying to impress but shes no fool she had few herself. our lips are inch away from each other, i go in for a kiss, she turns her head and i start kissing her neck she enjoys it. then 2 mins later we are in same situation and i go in for another kill she turns me down again ! ok so we take a break drink some more. i ask her again to dance with me she agrees and we start dancing again :woo: again i go in for a kill and she doesnt refuse it this time so we had lil tongue action untill her c@ckblocking friend came in and she kinda saw us. which i dont really give a flying FKK about. we had to stop and go outside on the patio to keep drinking. so we sat around 2 more hours talking this and that. then we get a call from her friend aka girl i am seeing lol. so they have to go pick her up from work i said cool i am just gonna go to sleep i have to work tonight so they leave.

now what the hell i am supposed to do. i think i ****ed up with both of them big time. i am really confused as to what to do next.

any advice ?
 

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anybody have any thougts on what to do next ?
 

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I'm confused just reading it to be honest....:moon: :wave: :trouble: :cuss:
 
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