FoolsCause
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There's good karaoke 'singers'?iqqi said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Any singers here?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Desdinova
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Of course, because I claim I can, Iqqi has to question it
No, that would be Skid Row. I almost popped a nut trying to do 18 & Life.
I have a crazy-ass range (around 3 octaves) so I'm happy enough with that. People are kinda blown away when they hear me do stuff like Neil Diamond, then go straight into Guns N Roses.
iqqi
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Sounds hot. :yes:Desdinova said:
MooseGod
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I do some vocals, pretty good range I guess...anywhere from Johnny Cash to an Axl Rose 'yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh!!!!'... Been trying to find band to sing for around here for a while...
I'm a killer on karaoke nights though.
I'm a killer on karaoke nights though.
Rebound Material
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(raises hand) I sing . My family is highly music oriented. Both my parents surrounded me with music ever since I was a baby and singing and playing instruments(both my parents played guitar) just came naturally.
. My family is highly music oriented. Both my parents surrounded me with music ever since I was a baby and singing and playing instruments(both my parents played guitar) just came naturally."She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
You must not be able to sing. I mean, why would a guy who sings good say that singing is gay? I tend to make fun of some impressive skills other guys have that I dont.Bible_Belt said:
Singing good, and playing guitar are just two of the tools I've used effectively to get ass. I rarely use it to assist me, but I can always pull it out, and predictablly facilitate the sarge. It is great to have many skills.
I'm a very good singer, but it's gotten me nowhere. I did get standing ovations last time at karaoke, packed bar, lotsa women sitting in front row. I didn't follow up, just hung around with my loser co workers. Just a bit clueless with the ice breaker. Some chick approached me, but she was average looking at best.
I'm the Chinese Usher : ). I do mainly R'n'B, can do acapella as well.
I'm the Chinese Usher : ). I do mainly R'n'B, can do acapella as well.
Colin O'Brien
Don Juan
Bass in choir, Baritone as a soloist. I'm short and skinny and look like a typical tenor until I belt out low Es louder than anyone else in the room... it really throws people off, hahah.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
I've been known to sing a bit, but am a far better drummer and guitar player.
Have 2 voices: a low-register that sounds sort of like Ian Curtis (Joy Division), and a snotty, punky Johnny Rotten sort of rasp.
Have 2 voices: a low-register that sounds sort of like Ian Curtis (Joy Division), and a snotty, punky Johnny Rotten sort of rasp.
i can sing/play guitar and the girls freakin luv it but i dont play that often
some good songs are
lokking back on today
wonderwall
play crack the sky
cute without the e
lemme know if you have any recomendations 4 me to try
some good songs are
lokking back on today
wonderwall
play crack the sky
cute without the e
lemme know if you have any recomendations 4 me to try
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i think i will stick to singing in the shower and not quitting my day job