FoolsCause
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There's good karaoke 'singers'?iqqi said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Any singers here?
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Of course, because I claim I can, Iqqi has to question it
No, that would be Skid Row. I almost popped a nut trying to do 18 & Life.
I have a crazy-ass range (around 3 octaves) so I'm happy enough with that. People are kinda blown away when they hear me do stuff like Neil Diamond, then go straight into Guns N Roses.
iqqi
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Sounds hot. :yes:Desdinova said:
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I do some vocals, pretty good range I guess...anywhere from Johnny Cash to an Axl Rose 'yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh!!!!'... Been trying to find band to sing for around here for a while...
I'm a killer on karaoke nights though.
I'm a killer on karaoke nights though.
Rebound Material
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(raises hand) I sing . My family is highly music oriented. Both my parents surrounded me with music ever since I was a baby and singing and playing instruments(both my parents played guitar) just came naturally.
. My family is highly music oriented. Both my parents surrounded me with music ever since I was a baby and singing and playing instruments(both my parents played guitar) just came naturally."I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
You must not be able to sing. I mean, why would a guy who sings good say that singing is gay? I tend to make fun of some impressive skills other guys have that I dont.Bible_Belt said:
Singing good, and playing guitar are just two of the tools I've used effectively to get ass. I rarely use it to assist me, but I can always pull it out, and predictablly facilitate the sarge. It is great to have many skills.
I'm a very good singer, but it's gotten me nowhere. I did get standing ovations last time at karaoke, packed bar, lotsa women sitting in front row. I didn't follow up, just hung around with my loser co workers. Just a bit clueless with the ice breaker. Some chick approached me, but she was average looking at best.
I'm the Chinese Usher : ). I do mainly R'n'B, can do acapella as well.
I'm the Chinese Usher : ). I do mainly R'n'B, can do acapella as well.
Colin O'Brien
Don Juan
Bass in choir, Baritone as a soloist. I'm short and skinny and look like a typical tenor until I belt out low Es louder than anyone else in the room... it really throws people off, hahah.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
I've been known to sing a bit, but am a far better drummer and guitar player.
Have 2 voices: a low-register that sounds sort of like Ian Curtis (Joy Division), and a snotty, punky Johnny Rotten sort of rasp.
Have 2 voices: a low-register that sounds sort of like Ian Curtis (Joy Division), and a snotty, punky Johnny Rotten sort of rasp.
i can sing/play guitar and the girls freakin luv it but i dont play that often
some good songs are
lokking back on today
wonderwall
play crack the sky
cute without the e
lemme know if you have any recomendations 4 me to try
some good songs are
lokking back on today
wonderwall
play crack the sky
cute without the e
lemme know if you have any recomendations 4 me to try
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i think i will stick to singing in the shower and not quitting my day job