"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Any singers here?

iqqi

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I am thinking about putting together a sosuave choir.


Lol, just kidding. :D

A man who can sing is very sexy. So I was just wondering who here had some pipes?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Tell me what is it that you like about men who can sing?
 

MikeYikes122

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My mom is a professional singer who sings on commercials and stuff and my grandpa won all sorts of awards in barbershop quartets when he was my age. They had me all set up with voice lessons and guitar lessons when I was a kid so I could follow in their footsteps. I even played piano too.

But I got to be like 13 or 14 and I realized I was somewhat good at sports, so I decided I didn't have much use for musical endeavors. I picked up guitar again over this past summer and it was honestly the first time I had touched one in probably a decade.

I always wished I would have never stopped that stuff. Though, singing in the choir probably would have gotten me beat up and ostracized in high school.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm a professional shower singer.

Noone can fvck up a Tool lyric like I can! I imagine the water raining down on me as praise from all of my adoring fans.

:crazy:
 

Señor Fingers

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I don't Tra-La-La...

... but I never been averse to rap game
Party people scream my name
It's the F to the I to the NGZ
I kick it so suave, niggaz envy me
and these muthafukkin rhymes that bring home the dimes
HB 10's, let's be friends with benefits
U got a man? Then get with a better fit
Nah I'm just playing, you still want to do me?
My lyrics do tend to make the poon loony,
BUT I gots the grade A goods at the crib
Sorry hot bitties, you done missed your bid!
The pimp kid's hat I left on the shelf so
I guess you'll just have to go Finger yourself

CHORUS
Cue hoochie dancers

Guys: He's not KFC or AFC
Girls: He's just Finger Licking Good
Guys: The players seeth and haters grieve
Girls: Cuz he's Finger Licking Good (Moaning sounds)

Awwwww sh*t! Watch the smileys get loose now:

:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hahhaa, you guys are funny. Fingz... that was wack, SON.

The catch to this is, guys who THINK they can sing but can't are the opposite of sexy. Lol.

AND I didn't mean do you sing in a choir, ha. I just mean, can you SING? Can you croon? If you a chick walked in on you while you were wailing a way, would she be impressed? Do you get ovations at Karaoke?
 

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Chicks have had me sing to them when I was in highschool they liked my voice so much and I had a teacher tell me it'd be a real waste of a good voice if I never went into radio.

I never did go into radio lol.
 

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iqqi said:
Fingz... that was wack, SON.
LOL.. I thought it was abundantly clear that was the point. (see dancing smilies)

But if you wanna battle I'm down.

Gimme your best shot or vacate the spot, SHORTY.
 

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I do, but I don't sing choir 5hit. I do Judas Priest, Bon Jovi, and basically anything that has ba11s to it.
I thought you had to have your balls removed to sing that sh!t! :D


Seriously though, if you can nail the older songs by those bands, then you sir, are pretty damn awesome :box:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You try to bite with all ya damn might
That's really why your ass can't sleep at nite
Wack chumps from Michigan, stick with the fishing and
save yourself the shame when they call my name.
I'm insane to the brain like Cypress Hill said
droppin bombs on the mic and leave ya face red!
Upset! Ya fret as I strike the chord
Just put down the mic and take a job at Ford... BIAAATCH!!
 

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Señor Fingers said:
You try to bite with all ya damn might
That's really why your ass can't sleep at nite
Wack chumps from Michigan, stick with the fishing and
save yourself the shame when they call my name.
I'm insane to the brain like Cypress Hill said
droppin bombs on the mic and leave ya face red!
Upset! Ya fret as I strike the chord
Just put down the mic and take a job at Ford... BIAAATCH!!

....You been reading Dr. Seuss? "The cat in the hat, good in the hood"
 

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Dr seuss, I'll puss in your boots
you lame ass rookie
what you know bout that cookie
monster






ahahahahhaa, i had to stop there, lol....

i just woke up i need some coffee or something before i put u to shame.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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