"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Any singers here?

iqqi

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I am thinking about putting together a sosuave choir.


Lol, just kidding. :D

A man who can sing is very sexy. So I was just wondering who here had some pipes?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Tell me what is it that you like about men who can sing?
 

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My mom is a professional singer who sings on commercials and stuff and my grandpa won all sorts of awards in barbershop quartets when he was my age. They had me all set up with voice lessons and guitar lessons when I was a kid so I could follow in their footsteps. I even played piano too.

But I got to be like 13 or 14 and I realized I was somewhat good at sports, so I decided I didn't have much use for musical endeavors. I picked up guitar again over this past summer and it was honestly the first time I had touched one in probably a decade.

I always wished I would have never stopped that stuff. Though, singing in the choir probably would have gotten me beat up and ostracized in high school.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm a professional shower singer.

Noone can fvck up a Tool lyric like I can! I imagine the water raining down on me as praise from all of my adoring fans.

:crazy:
 

Señor Fingers

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I don't Tra-La-La...

... but I never been averse to rap game
Party people scream my name
It's the F to the I to the NGZ
I kick it so suave, niggaz envy me
and these muthafukkin rhymes that bring home the dimes
HB 10's, let's be friends with benefits
U got a man? Then get with a better fit
Nah I'm just playing, you still want to do me?
My lyrics do tend to make the poon loony,
BUT I gots the grade A goods at the crib
Sorry hot bitties, you done missed your bid!
The pimp kid's hat I left on the shelf so
I guess you'll just have to go Finger yourself

CHORUS
Cue hoochie dancers

Guys: He's not KFC or AFC
Girls: He's just Finger Licking Good
Guys: The players seeth and haters grieve
Girls: Cuz he's Finger Licking Good (Moaning sounds)

Awwwww sh*t! Watch the smileys get loose now:

:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hahhaa, you guys are funny. Fingz... that was wack, SON.

The catch to this is, guys who THINK they can sing but can't are the opposite of sexy. Lol.

AND I didn't mean do you sing in a choir, ha. I just mean, can you SING? Can you croon? If you a chick walked in on you while you were wailing a way, would she be impressed? Do you get ovations at Karaoke?
 

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Chicks have had me sing to them when I was in highschool they liked my voice so much and I had a teacher tell me it'd be a real waste of a good voice if I never went into radio.

I never did go into radio lol.
 

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iqqi said:
Fingz... that was wack, SON.
LOL.. I thought it was abundantly clear that was the point. (see dancing smilies)

But if you wanna battle I'm down.

Gimme your best shot or vacate the spot, SHORTY.
 

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Desdinova said:
I do, but I don't sing choir 5hit. I do Judas Priest, Bon Jovi, and basically anything that has ba11s to it.
I thought you had to have your balls removed to sing that sh!t! :D


Seriously though, if you can nail the older songs by those bands, then you sir, are pretty damn awesome :box:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You try to bite with all ya damn might
That's really why your ass can't sleep at nite
Wack chumps from Michigan, stick with the fishing and
save yourself the shame when they call my name.
I'm insane to the brain like Cypress Hill said
droppin bombs on the mic and leave ya face red!
Upset! Ya fret as I strike the chord
Just put down the mic and take a job at Ford... BIAAATCH!!
 

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Señor Fingers said:
You try to bite with all ya damn might
That's really why your ass can't sleep at nite
Wack chumps from Michigan, stick with the fishing and
save yourself the shame when they call my name.
I'm insane to the brain like Cypress Hill said
droppin bombs on the mic and leave ya face red!
Upset! Ya fret as I strike the chord
Just put down the mic and take a job at Ford... BIAAATCH!!

....You been reading Dr. Seuss? "The cat in the hat, good in the hood"
 

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Dr seuss, I'll puss in your boots
you lame ass rookie
what you know bout that cookie
monster






ahahahahhaa, i had to stop there, lol....

i just woke up i need some coffee or something before i put u to shame.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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