"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any Rappers in here?

Ganondorf

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Hi, big hip hop fan here

I thought i would take a min and improve my skillz on the mike for a sec

The problem is that i suck. I don't have flow, and my biggest problem is that i freeze up and often can't think of a word to rhyme with in time to keep up with the beat

so i was wondering if any of you fellas can rap on here

any tips on how to get better? exercises or what not?

thanks
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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I'm no rapper but, I freestyle in a group of like 6 guys. The only way to get better is to keep doing it.
 

ready123

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I had a rap group that performed at clubs when I was 18 and I still freestyle for fun, good enough to get blowups

making words rhyme on the fly is pretty much a mental habit that gets embedded in your subconscious by practicing and not caring what other people think. you'll know you're getting somewhere when you're not trying anymore and you surprise yourself. I can rhyme 3 syllable words and phrases outta my ass with very little thought

some tips
- if you have no flow, learn to "feel" the basic 8 count: align your syllables around the hi-hat. for every 8 hi-hats, put the rhymed word on the 7th
- if you have no flow, you can also rap along to your favorite rappers while being aware of the beat. you'll slowly be able to "feel" the rhythm they use
- take a word and just brainstorm as many words you can come up with that rhyme with it, as quickly as you can. this is how your minds will work in the moment when you're freestyling. your mind is basically making a split second decision when it chooses that second rhyme word
- don't be afraid to fvck up in front of a group because it's inevitable. nobody really gives a sht and if you get herbed on when you're not even battling, fvck them, seriously
- minimize using "crutch lines". IE people freestyle and use their written sht to fill in space, or repeat stuff like "when I'm on the mic". stuff like that just slows down your growth
- if you have a buddy that flows - start busting and "pass the mic" every couplet. IE you rhyme two lines, then he rhymes two lines, etc. see how long you can go
- have fun with this sht. in a way, getting good at this is like macking. if you're all self-conscious, you never get out of your shell and never get anywhere
 
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