"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Any of you vote for this little b1tch? lol

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Praying for the death of our President. Aren't you charming?



That's quite the imagination you have here.



That's the Republican Party's fault.



If you actually read the constitution, you'd understand why that is highly improbable.
The constitution says nothing about political parties. Maybe you need to read the constitution, *******.

Did I say I was praying for the death of a president? I'm saying that if we want a president who is not a criminal and possibly a murderer, then her health failing is the only way that will happen. Tim Kaine is not a criminal, nor anything close to that.

Imagination? Do you really think open borders will not create an influx of immigrants who will need a myriad of public assistance when they arrive? Who will teach their children, who will treat them in hospitals?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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