Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
I'm thinking about catching a spectre. Anyone up for that?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Any of you guys into Cryptozoology?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
I like to hunt wraithes' with my dog. How about you?Colossus said:
switch
Master Don Juan
i hunted a felhound the other day, but apparently it had a master and it showed up. a big Taurus ,i executed him on sight and his head now sits on the wall decorating my living room.
i have heard rumours of an elemental being behind my house.will investigate it further with my ally ...a rusulka .
my ogopogo expeditions were brought to a halt last autumn when a chupacabra and a bunch of frenzied hounds strcuk my rucksack and ran away with it.....iwill recommence my search this year.
i have heard rumours of an elemental being behind my house.will investigate it further with my ally ...a rusulka .
my ogopogo expeditions were brought to a halt last autumn when a chupacabra and a bunch of frenzied hounds strcuk my rucksack and ran away with it.....iwill recommence my search this year.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
switch said:
You should try having conversation with an Ent. There's some fun.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
You may want to look also into a witch. If you are dealing with one you may be in trouble. In that case you may want too look up a good witch to aide you. Worst case scenario you turn to the Vampires.switch said:
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
Colossus said:
There's talk of Bigfoot in Colorado. He uses a Bicycle. Fort something area.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
You should get yourself a Jesus.
They're worth like TEN leprechauns.
They're worth like TEN leprechauns.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
No need to bring that into this discussion.taiyuu_otoko said:
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Relax, it was quote from the Simpsons, one of the halloween episodes, where homer had to reverse a curse put on him by a gypsie, and they were discussing magical creatures to help out. I believe Mo was the guy who came up with the comparison.vantagepoint said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Vantagepoint34
Master Don Juan
taiyuu_otoko said:
Haha good one. Caught me off guard there. You watch much Football?