"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Any of you guys into Cryptozoology?

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Lol.

I'm personally a Bigfoot fan, but I'm also a staunch skeptic, so in my opinion none of these creatures exist until proven otherwise. And sightings are never proof.
 
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Lol.

I'm personally a Bigfoot fan, but I'm also a staunch skeptic, so in my opinion none of these creatures exist until proven otherwise. And sightings are never proof.
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I like to hunt wraithes' with my dog. How about you?
 
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i hunted a felhound the other day, but apparently it had a master and it showed up. a big Taurus ,i executed him on sight and his head now sits on the wall decorating my living room.

i have heard rumours of an elemental being behind my house.will investigate it further with my ally ...a rusulka .

my ogopogo expeditions were brought to a halt last autumn when a chupacabra and a bunch of frenzied hounds strcuk my rucksack and ran away with it.....iwill recommence my search this year.
 
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i hunted a felhound the other day, but apparently it had a master and it showed up. a big Taurus ,i executed him on sight and his head now sits on the wall decorating my living room.

i have heard rumours of an elemental being behind my house.will investigate it further with my ally ...a rusulka .

my ogopogo expeditions were brought to a halt last autumn when a chupacabra and a bunch of frenzied hounds strcuk my rucksack and ran away with it.....iwill recommence my search this year.
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You should try having conversation with an Ent. There's some fun.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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switch said:
i hunted a felhound the other day, but apparently it had a master and it showed up. a big Taurus ,i executed him on sight and his head now sits on the wall decorating my living room.

i have heard rumours of an elemental being behind my house.will investigate it further with my ally ...a rusulka .

my ogopogo expeditions were brought to a halt last autumn when a chupacabra and a bunch of frenzied hounds strcuk my rucksack and ran away with it.....iwill recommence my search this year.
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You may want to look also into a witch. If you are dealing with one you may be in trouble. In that case you may want too look up a good witch to aide you. Worst case scenario you turn to the Vampires.
 
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Lol.

I'm personally a Bigfoot fan, but I'm also a staunch skeptic, so in my opinion none of these creatures exist until proven otherwise. And sightings are never proof.
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There's talk of Bigfoot in Colorado. He uses a Bicycle. Fort something area.
 
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You should get yourself a Jesus.

They're worth like TEN leprechauns.
 
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vantagepoint said:
No need to bring that into this discussion.
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Relax, it was quote from the Simpsons, one of the halloween episodes, where homer had to reverse a curse put on him by a gypsie, and they were discussing magical creatures to help out. I believe Mo was the guy who came up with the comparison.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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taiyuu_otoko said:
Relax, it was quote from the Simpsons, one of the halloween episodes, where homer had to reverse a curse put on him by a gypsie, and they were discussing magical creatures to help out. I believe Mo was the guy who came up with the comparison.
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Haha good one. Caught me off guard there. You watch much Football?
 
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