"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Any investment bankers out there?

PackDaddy

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Going into my senior year of college and shooting for corporate finance. Is there any one out there who wouldn't mind answering some questions?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The_411

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Depends on what you want to do. Corporate finance is too broad of an area. What aspects of finance do you like? Few more specifics would be helpful.

There are three key things about career advancement

1. Degrees/Certifications
2. Who you know - Contacts
3. Resume

#2 is ultimately the most important because even without #1 or #3 you can still get good work, but in order to maximize number #2 you usually need #1 and #3
 

AAAgent

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I work with bankers, lawyers, corporate finance, PE guys, etc. Anything involving M&A basically.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Married Buried

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I am not one but my cousin is an investment banker in Saudi Arabia. He went there to make the money. He makes 500 grand a year. Here in the States he would make a fraction of that. He lives in a compound.

My advice? Go work in Saudi Arabia.
 

carrot

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Any american companies that hire or full commission to work with American Companies in SA ?

Any pointers
Thanks

Malice said:
I am not one but my cousin is an investment banker in Saudi Arabia. He went there to make the money. He makes 500 grand a year. Here in the States he would make a fraction of that. He lives in a compound.

My advice? Go work in Saudi Arabia.
 

Married Buried

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carrot said:
Any american companies that hire or full commission to work with American Companies in SA ?

Any pointers
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I can't remember the name of the institution he works for. But he can speak fluent Arabic and several other languages so I'm sure that helps. He came to visit a few months ago and he told me about it. He is making serious bank. I don't talk to him except for that one visit.
 

PackDaddy

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I'm interested in M&A. I'm wondering if any of you guys might have any pointers for a non-target college senior. I interned at a boutique M&A shop for a year. I want to get into a bulge bracket if possible though. I'm also a finance major and accounting minor. Any pointers?

I'm not sure what the best route to making connections is.

Oh, and I also interned for Deloitte in their audit practice this summer (hated it-hate accounting).
 

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Wanted to add to the above excellent post to include PE, VC, hedge funds, mutual funds, pension funds, turnaround, accounting, law and commercial real estate firms in your self-promotion, networking and job search efforts. Anyone you know or get to know in those areas can be tapped for connections if not actual jobs themselves.

If I had it to do over again, would try to get an entry level job in a deal oriented accounting firm, paralegal for a law firm deal department (corporate, rl estate or insolvency doesn't matter), or corporate law department in a company that does lots of M&A out of college, rather than a position with an Ibank. Then go back to business school in a couple years, then hit up the banks. The experience in a deal infrastructure firm in law, accounting, etc., would be better than entry level in a bank IMO. If you could enter business school being able to close a deal and understanding all the logistics and stages of it, that would be a huge advantage. Also use those interim years to either learn or polish a language skill in serious ways. Good luck.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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