"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Anthrax killer is a nerdy AFC

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Prosecutors had planned to indict Ivins and seek the death penalty but, knowing investigators were closing in, he killed himself with an overdose of acetaminophen, the key ingredient in Tylenol.
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How many tylenols does it take to kill you? In fairness I have heard KKG's were total b!tches, or maybe it was this other sorority :rolleyes: . I'm not sure, I never payed much attention to the sororities.
 
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KKGs were so ugly at my school. But not ugly enough that they needed to be killed off.

And that Bill from TFL, I accidentally subscribed to his channel and can't figure out how to cancel it. :nervous:
 
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ketostix said:
How many tylenols does it take to kill you? In fairness I have heard KKG's were total b!tches, or maybe it was this other sorority :rolleyes: . I'm not sure, I never payed much attention to the sororities.
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I dont know but maybe I should cut back on the excedrins/aleve and start taking the imitrex..

On the other hand, I remember when I had to be quarantined when this was all going down because a letter I was delivering puffed out white powder...turned out to be baking soda :eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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