"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Anthrax killer is a nerdy AFC

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Prosecutors had planned to indict Ivins and seek the death penalty but, knowing investigators were closing in, he killed himself with an overdose of acetaminophen, the key ingredient in Tylenol.
How many tylenols does it take to kill you? In fairness I have heard KKG's were total b!tches, or maybe it was this other sorority :rolleyes: . I'm not sure, I never payed much attention to the sororities.
 

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KKGs were so ugly at my school. But not ugly enough that they needed to be killed off.

And that Bill from TFL, I accidentally subscribed to his channel and can't figure out how to cancel it. :nervous:
 

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ketostix said:
How many tylenols does it take to kill you? In fairness I have heard KKG's were total b!tches, or maybe it was this other sorority :rolleyes: . I'm not sure, I never payed much attention to the sororities.
I dont know but maybe I should cut back on the excedrins/aleve and start taking the imitrex..

On the other hand, I remember when I had to be quarantined when this was all going down because a letter I was delivering puffed out white powder...turned out to be baking soda :eek:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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