"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Another Stupid Prom Thread

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Jerky Boi

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I didn't want to waste any space but this has really been bothering me the past couple of days while I've been trying to arrange plans for my Senior Prom this year. Alright, here's my situation:


I'm going to prom with my girlfriend Maureen. A couple of my buddies and I were going to pitch in some cash and rent a limo, pick up everyone's dates, make a few stops before hand, eat, and head out to prom. My friend Jared and I have looked everywhere and it seems most people are booked. I don't know where else I could possibly look or if for some reason I don't get a limo, what's another possible alternative other than my 86 ford t bird. :p I want it to be special (not saying having a limo will make it that way) but it wouldn't hurt at all. So, if any of you prom veterans have any suggestions on this lil transportation dilemma, all input is needed :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A fancy taxicab? You can have the fat guy dress in a suit and pretend it's a limo.
 
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Damn, not a bad idea at all :cool:


Haha, I'm not too much on a budget or anything. I mean, 3 of my 4 friends that are going have jobs and we can pay for it. I was kinda thinking of renting a decent size car for a day and driving out there.
 
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Well if there's no limoes what alternatives do you have?

Get the fat guy a nice bowtie, too.
 
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I really hate prom season....
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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