"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I added bunch of *****es and some of them turning out to be lesbians, here is my chat today with one of them, HB8.


SHE POSTS A BULLETIN: Get to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D ....Luv ya's
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I respond now.


ME: Hmmm, I see. Another woman excided about finally figuring out how to change batteries?
HER: huh??? Lol...ya lost me
ME: You said you got it to work!
HER: Lmao....ok ok . I gotcha now. I wish that was what I was referring to :)
ME: Yea me too, I'd help you out with it....... AFTER I find out more about you of course.
HER: Well...first of all...Im a lesbian. So Id prefer the help of someone alittle different than you. However..I still appreciate the concern ; ) lol
ME: You profile sux, It doesn't say you're a lesbian!! Plus you look kinda bi to me. Am I right?
HER: You are wrong
ME: whatever, you look kinda sexy to me
HER: Whatever. Thanks....kinda :)
ME: What's your name?
HER: KRISTEN
ME: I'm XXXX. Nice to meet you.
thanks for replying thinking Im hot
Where you from?
HER: Your overly ****y. I happen to like that in a person :) Nice to meet you too. Im from Sebring.
ME: Sebring Florida?
HER: YUP
ME: NICE!! I like their raceway.. What do you do for fun?

Read but haven't replied, I wait half an hour or so.

ME: Aw, lesbian desided to hurt a man... NOT. Do u hate men?
HER: LMFAO...Im not one of those man-haters. The Sebring races are off the chain...lots of fun. Ive only lived here for bout 2 years now...only been to them once. But damn ....you have an attitude on you, eh??? Lol :)
ME: women say I'm sweet. I like all women, white, latino, black, lesbian. :) I treat them all the same, if they qualify to be with me.. WHAT DO U DO FOR FUN?



She still have to read that last one. AND that what's up!
:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I like that
 

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unorthodox said:
I added bunch of *****es and some of them turning out to be lesbians, here is my chat today with one of them, HB8.
Doesn't it say in the 'orientation' box or whatever if they're straight/gay/bi/whatever?
 

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Yea, lol.... Well with this one I got a nice friend!!!

I don't add people anymore by the way. I just talk to a chick, if she's nice I add her, but I make it a challenge for her. If she's a weirdo I experiment some things on her.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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