"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Another example of a wh0re: Jessica Alba
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Alba a wh0re?!! No, way 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html
She also allegedly has the herp. I've been stalking this b!tch for years. I will eat her firstborn--including the afterbirth!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html
She also allegedly has the herp. I've been stalking this b!tch for years. I will eat her firstborn--including the afterbirth!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Why is she a wh*re? All she did is have a f*cking dinner with 50 cent, who in interviews is actually a pretty nice guy and is nothing like the thug image he has on his albums. I get sneaking suspicion that if 50 was white, nobody would be hating on her.
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Celebrity gossip is the dumbest **** I'll never read.
My fav celebrity gossip page is thesuperficial.com, the guy who writes this blog roasts the celebrities in a way that has me falling out of my seat laughing. Yeah, I can't stand a lot of these narcissists in Hollywood either, but it's good to know a little bit since telling funny stories about actors and musicians is really entertaining to girls.Kev07 said:
Francisco d'Anconia
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Are you saying that his kid is only a "2 bit."reset said:
By the way [to anyone], what makes her a wh0re if she does date this guy?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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backbreaker
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half of the women in american secretly want to be gangbanged
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backbreaker said:
So true, Read ''My secret garden'' by Nancy Friday. You will look at women differently after reading that book.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
backbreaker
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about 90% of the women, after I got to know them and they let their guard down, told me if they never saw the guys again and never had to deal with them and they were both hot, they would love to do 2 at one.. it's an "experience"
Francisco d'Anconia
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You're kidding... Does he rap or something?Phyzzle said:I don't mean to alarm you Francisco, but I think this guy is black!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.