"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Another example of a wh0re: Jessica Alba
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Alba a wh0re?!! No, way 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html
She also allegedly has the herp. I've been stalking this b!tch for years. I will eat her firstborn--including the afterbirth!
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2005100513,00.html
She also allegedly has the herp. I've been stalking this b!tch for years. I will eat her firstborn--including the afterbirth!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Why is she a wh*re? All she did is have a f*cking dinner with 50 cent, who in interviews is actually a pretty nice guy and is nothing like the thug image he has on his albums. I get sneaking suspicion that if 50 was white, nobody would be hating on her.
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Celebrity gossip is the dumbest **** I'll never read.
My fav celebrity gossip page is thesuperficial.com, the guy who writes this blog roasts the celebrities in a way that has me falling out of my seat laughing. Yeah, I can't stand a lot of these narcissists in Hollywood either, but it's good to know a little bit since telling funny stories about actors and musicians is really entertaining to girls.Kev07 said:
Francisco d'Anconia
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Are you saying that his kid is only a "2 bit."reset said:
By the way [to anyone], what makes her a wh0re if she does date this guy?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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backbreaker
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half of the women in american secretly want to be gangbanged
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backbreaker said:
So true, Read ''My secret garden'' by Nancy Friday. You will look at women differently after reading that book.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
backbreaker
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about 90% of the women, after I got to know them and they let their guard down, told me if they never saw the guys again and never had to deal with them and they were both hot, they would love to do 2 at one.. it's an "experience"
Francisco d'Anconia
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You're kidding... Does he rap or something?Phyzzle said:I don't mean to alarm you Francisco, but I think this guy is black!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.