"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Another comeback for "I have a boyfriend".

DJ24SEVEN

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I just thought of this today.

HER: I have a boyfriend.
YOU: Wow. Is that new?
HER: Huh? What's new?
YOU: Invisible wedding rings...

I think that's a good C&F statement...

Anyway, what do you all think?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Luveno

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Here's one of mine. It makes no sense but the look on their face is priceless (and heck, it got me in bed with one of them once)

Her: I have a boyfriend.

Me: So do I.

Her: :O?

She will be definitely freaked out. Take it from there.
 

crotchrocket

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If you get the I have a boyfriend, after you've asked her to do something;

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: well I'd invite him to come too but I don't think he'd enjoy himself.


I actually used this one twice, both times they laughed and agreed to the date!
 
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