"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Annual physical with a female doctor: What to expect?

GtarPlayr73

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i haven't had an annual physical in a long time (due to a lack of health insurance in the past and a lack of excitement at the idea). Well, i've got insurance and I have an annual tomorrow. My doctor is a woman, not bad looking either. What can i expect? Are rectal/prostrate checks a given?

Thanks...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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azanon

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GtarPlayr73 said:
Are rectal/prostrate checks a given?

Thanks...
Yes.
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Maybe a nurse present in the same room? Dunno, never tried getting a female Doc. I don't need that kind of temptation and/or frustration.
 

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turn right, cough
turn left, cough

you can ask her for her professional opinion on a semen test.
 

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I have a physical coming up with a female doctor as well. I'm gonna ask her about checking for std's (that was the real point of the physical), hopefully its not awkward...shes actually a physcians assistant...giggidy.
 

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oakraiderz2 said:
I have a physical coming up with a female doctor as well. I'm gonna ask her about checking for std's (that was the real point of the physical), hopefully its not awkward...shes actually a physcians assistant...giggidy.
ohh, god, Oakraiderz, you have my sympthy... the swab test, ahhhh, its horrible, good lucky man.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I don't usually stoop to the level of sarcasm, but....


OMGGZZ??!?! A GURL!!!!
 

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Don't worry about it. Believe me, you'll get over it.
 

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Its kinda fun actually.

I remember when I was in high school and we had to get physicals in order to play sports. I had a dude Dr. and he goes, "Ok, I'm gonna go ahead and perform a hernia check now." I was like, "No you're not. You're gonna go find a female doctor or nurse to do it, thanks." lol! He was kinda annoyed but he went and found me a female doctor. She came in saying something about usually being asked by her male patients to find a male doctor to perform the hernia check, not the other way around. I can't remember exactly what I told her but it was something to the effect of "well I'm not ok with getting my balls felt up by a dude." lol! Good times.
 

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bump

promoting yearly physicals is something this site needs.
promoting std testing ...
promoting prostrate checks so you would know if you had cancer..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol!

Tuckermax said:
Two doctors arrived almost immediately, a male attending and a female resident. They questioned me, poked my abdomen, etc, when the male doctor asked me to roll onto my side:

Tucker "Roll on my side? What for?"
Doctor "I need to check your prostate."
Tucker "WHAT?????? WITH YOUR HAND??
Doctor "Yes."
Tucker "IN MY BUTT??"
Doctor "I have to, you may have serious colon or prostate problems, and the only way to check those is by hand."
Tucker "Well this is just ****ING GREAT."

As he put on a rubber glove, the female resident was snickering at my comments, even though I was not finding them very funny at the moment. He turned to her and pointed for her to go on the outside of the curtain. I interrupt:

Tucker "Actually, doctor, can she do it? If I'm going to have fingers up my ass, I'd rather have them be female. You know--they're smaller, more petite...you know...less gay.

He was completely taken aback at this request. The shock was evident on his face, and for a second I even thought he would agree to it,

Doctor "No. Sorry.
Tucker Well, she can stay anyway. **** it. Might as well invite everyone to my party."

I didn't need this. I really didn't ****ing need this. I couldn't stop thinking, especially as he wiggled two fingers into my anal cavity and pressed them against my prostate, about how I'll have to change the part in The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever story about my anal virginity.
 

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You probably will get a prostate exam. You can always tell your doctor to skip it. He can't make you do it. But you probably should for the peace of mind. I had it done once and I can say it's probably one of the 3 worst feelings I've experienced.
 
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