"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Annoying things Women do

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I've been a reader of this site for quite some time, but I finally decided to make an account. This is my first post on a forum ever so please, don't flame me

I wanna know some of the annoying things you've guys experienced with a girlfriend, love interest, hoe, etc. What are some things that just make you want exercise your pimp hand. ( No replies like "she chews loudly" )
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mines is when I don't feel like talking they try to "not feel like talking" too
 

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Yup, all **** tests, i remember being Beta and i could not understand why my girlfriend would show me texts from random guys claiming that she was the most beautiful thing on this earth. Her ego was a ****ing skyscraper, looking back I should have demolished the foundations and brought her crashing down. Needless to say i didnt get jealous, not bad for my past beta self.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Ghostface said:
Yup, all **** tests, i remember being Beta and i could not understand why my girlfriend would show me texts from random guys claiming that she was the most beautiful thing on this earth. Her ego was a ****ing skyscraper, looking back I should have demolished the foundations and brought her crashing down. Needless to say i didnt get jealous, not bad for my past beta self.
LOL u handled it well brah!
 

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Ghostface said:
Yup, all **** tests, i remember being Beta and i could not understand why my girlfriend would show me texts from random guys claiming that she was the most beautiful thing on this earth. Her ego was a ****ing skyscraper, looking back I should have demolished the foundations and brought her crashing down. Needless to say i didnt get jealous, not bad for my past beta self.
That just made me want to make a thread titled "The most beta thing you ever done"
I think my worse is when I asked a girl to promise she wouldn't leave me. Oh my God, everytime I think about it I get sick.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Jealousy sh!t tests are the fvcking worst. Not because I get jealous, because its so damn pitiful. Its like "oh, you're just another average woman aren't you". And of course half the time its more of a confessional than a sh!t test...

A women's expression after a failed jealousy shyt test is priceless.
 

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I'm going to order somthing to eat, I said, you want somthing? Her: no, im fine. Me: ok are you sure? her: yes. Me: ok then.

Then when the food comes, all of a sudden she wants to eat my shivt. wtf.

Eventually I got to the point where I was like, I asked you if you wanted food, you said no, so you had your chance, this is my food.

I hate that ****.
 

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When she asks me do you think im fat? I don't replie and was a bit vague changing the subject lol coz she gets pedestalized by guys all the time I figured to bust her a bit. I said I think you look fine but the shape of your ass is kinda weird.... she was shocked, not sure if it was a good move but I enjoyed it myself
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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noobolgy said:
I'm going to order somthing to eat, I said, you want somthing? Her: no, im fine. Me: ok are you sure? her: yes. Me: ok then.

Then when the food comes, all of a sudden she wants to eat my shivt. wtf.

Eventually I got to the point where I was like, I asked you if you wanted food, you said no, so you had your chance, this is my food.

I hate that ****.
I know this fell.
 

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And flush your god dmanvm tampons when you pull they pureflith out of your snatch. Nobody wants to see that nasty blood (and chunks of flesh). For christs sake. Oh and when you tell me your going to be ready in ten minutes, be the fvck ready.
 

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Anything that involves their iPhone and social media.
 

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Flaking, dikteasing, feigned interest (false IOIs), mixed signals, saying they want to have a relationship or be friends first, and going ghost on you round out my top 5.

Also the way women communicate with men!
 

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I'm with Vlad. Updating FB status while we're sitting at dinner. That FB/social media sh!t drives me nuts. Put your iPhone down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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nismo-4 said:
Flaking, dikteasing, feigned interest (false IOIs), mixed signals, saying they want to have a relationship or be friends first, and going ghost on you round out my top 5.

Also the way women communicate with men!
Haha geez man, can't live without them Though.
 

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TheGambino said:
When she asks me do you think im fat? I don't replie and was a bit vague changing the subject lol coz she gets pedestalized by guys all the time I figured to bust her a bit. I said I think you look fine but the shape of your ass is kinda weird.... she was shocked, not sure if it was a good move but I enjoyed it myself
When Im asked this I keep the straightest face ever and say "sometimes." Its hilarious. She'll beg to know if your serious and all you have to say is " of course not......" and smile.
 

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Intentionally not answering her phone for days, under the assertion "Oh I'm not really a phone person"

When you hang out, she's literally on her phone every minute...

Well you really thought that one out.
 

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Well "social media" has exacerbated the problem of attention whOring. Now even a girl who is a HB 5 get can hundreds of beta orbiters at the click of a mouse. You're nothing to her, because she can next you and have some other dude waiting at her foot.

At the end of the day, it's YOUR fault if you put up with things. You should EXPECT a girl to be on her Iphone all the time. Maybe you're just not attractive enough or interesting enough for her to get off the phone?

Obsession with women is essentially the downfall of men.
 

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SmooveMooves said:
A women's expression after a failed jealousy shyt test is priceless.

It certainly is.

I remember this one plate talking about a motorcycle trip in another state with some dude who would fly her in occasionally.

I reacted as if I didn't have a care in the world and told her I was happy for her and to have a good time.

her response: "maybe I shouldn't go"

:crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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