Annoying things Women do

[SmooveMooves]

I've been a reader of this site for quite some time, but I finally decided to make an account. This is my first post on a forum ever so please, don't flame me

I wanna know some of the annoying things you've guys experienced with a girlfriend, love interest, hoe, etc. What are some things that just make you want exercise your pimp hand. ( No replies like "she chews loudly" )

 

[Bible_Belt]

"oh I'm sorry, what did you say again? I was looking at my phone."

 

[JaegerPilot217]

They say they will call or text you back but never do

 

[SmooveMooves]

Mines is when I don't feel like talking they try to "not feel like talking" too

 

[Ghostface]

Yup, all **** tests, i remember being Beta and i could not understand why my girlfriend would show me texts from random guys claiming that she was the most beautiful thing on this earth. Her ego was a ****ing skyscraper, looking back I should have demolished the foundations and brought her crashing down. Needless to say i didnt get jealous, not bad for my past beta self.

 

[Jair213]

Yup, all **** tests, i remember being Beta and i could not understand why my girlfriend would show me texts from random guys claiming that she was the most beautiful thing on this earth. Her ego was a ****ing skyscraper, looking back I should have demolished the foundations and brought her crashing down. Needless to say i didnt get jealous, not bad for my past beta self.

LOL u handled it well brah!

 

[SmooveMooves]

Yup, all **** tests, i remember being Beta and i could not understand why my girlfriend would show me texts from random guys claiming that she was the most beautiful thing on this earth. Her ego was a ****ing skyscraper, looking back I should have demolished the foundations and brought her crashing down. Needless to say i didnt get jealous, not bad for my past beta self.

That just made me want to make a thread titled "The most beta thing you ever done"
I think my worse is when I asked a girl to promise she wouldn't leave me. Oh my God, everytime I think about it I get sick.

 

[SmooveMooves]

Jealousy sh!t tests are the fvcking worst. Not because I get jealous, because its so damn pitiful. Its like "oh, you're just another average woman aren't you". And of course half the time its more of a confessional than a sh!t test...

A women's expression after a failed jealousy shyt test is priceless.

 

[VikingKing]

I'm going to order somthing to eat, I said, you want somthing? Her: no, im fine. Me: ok are you sure? her: yes. Me: ok then.

Then when the food comes, all of a sudden she wants to eat my shivt. wtf.

Eventually I got to the point where I was like, I asked you if you wanted food, you said no, so you had your chance, this is my food.

I hate that ****.

 

[TheGambino]

When she asks me do you think im fat? I don't replie and was a bit vague changing the subject lol coz she gets pedestalized by guys all the time I figured to bust her a bit. I said I think you look fine but the shape of your ass is kinda weird.... she was shocked, not sure if it was a good move but I enjoyed it myself

 

[thatfeel]

I'm going to order somthing to eat, I said, you want somthing? Her: no, im fine. Me: ok are you sure? her: yes. Me: ok then.

Then when the food comes, all of a sudden she wants to eat my shivt. wtf.

Eventually I got to the point where I was like, I asked you if you wanted food, you said no, so you had your chance, this is my food.

I hate that ****.

I know this fell.

 

[VikingKing]

And flush your god dmanvm tampons when you pull they pureflith out of your snatch. Nobody wants to see that nasty blood (and chunks of flesh). For christs sake. Oh and when you tell me your going to be ready in ten minutes, be the fvck ready.

 

[VladPatton]

Anything that involves their iPhone and social media.

 

[nismo-4]

Flaking, dikteasing, feigned interest (false IOIs), mixed signals, saying they want to have a relationship or be friends first, and going ghost on you round out my top 5.

Also the way women communicate with men!

 

[GS750]

I'm with Vlad. Updating FB status while we're sitting at dinner. That FB/social media sh!t drives me nuts. Put your iPhone down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SmooveMooves]

Flaking, dikteasing, feigned interest (false IOIs), mixed signals, saying they want to have a relationship or be friends first, and going ghost on you round out my top 5.

Also the way women communicate with men!

Haha geez man, can't live without them Though.

 

[SmooveMooves]

When she asks me do you think im fat? I don't replie and was a bit vague changing the subject lol coz she gets pedestalized by guys all the time I figured to bust her a bit. I said I think you look fine but the shape of your ass is kinda weird.... she was shocked, not sure if it was a good move but I enjoyed it myself

When Im asked this I keep the straightest face ever and say "sometimes." Its hilarious. She'll beg to know if your serious and all you have to say is " of course not......" and smile.

 

[Yewki]

Intentionally not answering her phone for days, under the assertion "Oh I'm not really a phone person"

When you hang out, she's literally on her phone every minute...

Well you really thought that one out.

 

[skinnyguy]

Well "social media" has exacerbated the problem of attention whOring. Now even a girl who is a HB 5 get can hundreds of beta orbiters at the click of a mouse. You're nothing to her, because she can next you and have some other dude waiting at her foot.

At the end of the day, it's YOUR fault if you put up with things. You should EXPECT a girl to be on her Iphone all the time. Maybe you're just not attractive enough or interesting enough for her to get off the phone?

Obsession with women is essentially the downfall of men.

 

[pdx1138]

A women's expression after a failed jealousy shyt test is priceless.

It certainly is.

I remember this one plate talking about a motorcycle trip in another state with some dude who would fly her in occasionally.

I reacted as if I didn't have a care in the world and told her I was happy for her and to have a good time.

her response: "maybe I shouldn't go"

:crackup: