Anecdote Sharing Time

[MurdocIsGod]

So I've been talking to a lot of girls recently on the net, been testing it out. So anyway I was speaking to a very good looking girl on Facebook the other night. This was our conversation on Facebook (very fail):

Her: Thanks for the add, do I know you? X
Me: No you just looked really beautiful
Her: Aw thankyou
Me: Lol np, you okay?
Her: yeah thanks you?
Me: fine thanks, you can speak gaelic?
Her: only a bit, nothing good aha why
Me: Haha that's mint, how do you ask for a girls number in gaelic?
Her: i dunno lol
Me: oh you ruined my plan now lol
Her: huh lol
Me: I was gonna ask you for your number in gaelic :/
Her: aha cuteee
Me: I know lol, I have to ask in english now but it's less romantic... what's your number?
Her: LOL 118118
Me: LMAO thanks I'll call you right now
Her: alright babessss

Anyway so that was pretty awful. But today out of the blue she chats me:

Her: Hiya, sorry you must think i'm such a rude person..
Me: hi, why lol?
Her: Because you literly asked for my number and i never gave it to you lol
Me: Aha yeah I know well you can make up for it now
Her: *her number*
Me: alright mine is *my number*, I'll text you some time

So there you go... I wasn't planning on ever messaging her again I instead spoke to about 10 other girls today then she chatted me.

Here:
http://i.imgur.com/FbCEf.jpg

 

[moneyisking]

irish?

 

[MurdocIsGod]

irish?

Yeah

 

[WhitePimp]

I'm no online dating expert, but it's probably a bad idea to automatically tell her she's 'beautiful' like the last 100 guys have done to her. The whole purpose of online dating should be to differentiate yourself from the pack of boring sycophants.

 

[Black Dog]

I'm no online dating expert, but it's probably a bad idea to automatically tell her she's 'beautiful' like the last 100 guys have done to her. The whole purpose of online dating should be to differentiate yourself from the pack of boring sycophants.

Luckily the girl was bashful and came back to speak to him..

I wouldn't see the problem if Murdoc used the 'beautiful' line, then flipped script immediately and challenged her, made it work for attention or something. He sort of did that with the gaelic comment