"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Analyze this phone call i made (Audio Inside)

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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dude i ****ing promise you this **** was 100 percent authentic.

i was experiment with some of D'angelos phone techniques and sprinkling in a little C and F.

i just want some honest critiques from some of the more experienced DJ's.

thanks.
 

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LOL dope

SPYDAMAN 2 NUCCA!
 

Casino

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Julian.

Yo you ever go to De Ja Vu showgirls? In downtown Minneapolis.

i think their is a Brazilian chick that dances there but i can't remember her name, cuz it's been a few months.

that place is wild. i got tossed out for trying to buy some Percocets from a dancer.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Panda 2000

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Oh, and, er ... Chingy? I'd rather tell a girl that I resemble Elton John than ... Chingy. I mean come on, Chingy?

But that Spidaman 2 shiet is dope, yo, fo' sho'.
 

Casino

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P.S.

if anyone can cite the movie reference i made (besides spiderman 2)

i will give them an internet high five.
 

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That is funny **** man.

I couldnt figure out the other movie reference.

but the baby oil "we can get down like that, I'll get freaky!"

Made me laugh pretty good.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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lol
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I admire your confidence and the way you handle the rejection with good humour, but it sounded like you were desperate and practically begging her for a date, which didn't paint a very flattering picture of you in my head if I'm honest.

Good fun to listen to though!
 

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, we can watch spiderman 2 and i'll bring the baby oil, lol, thats pretty poor. you sounded like you were trying to sell her the dvd. and seriously what is the crack with the rapper talk, why do people feel the need to talk like this, if you talked to her with your bloody normal voice and stopped putting on the "cool" voice then you might do better, if that is the way you normally talk then ur going to have problems.
 

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You forgot a few steps in your seduction process. I was amazed that you jumped right to trying to f*ck close type of stuff right off the bat.
 

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i dunno i thought he did pretty good except......could have sounded a little more intelligent (sounded like a drug dealer with little dinero)......shouldn't have asked the girl what she wants to go out for, also don't ask her to go out that very night (a pimp should have his night planned out already)......i couldn't have done that good though
 

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I don't know if you were just using this as practice or not, but calling a number that a friend of yours got is almost guaranteed rejection. I mean for all she knows you just randomly dialed her number or got it from the phonebook. To her you are just some crazy mofo.

I feel you came off way too desperate, but unfortunately that is the kind of frame you are in when you dial a girl like this.

Part of being C&F is implying that the girl likes you and you are trying to keep her from jumping you, but you weren't able to do that at all here. I mean at least she was nice enough to go along with the phone call a bit, because I could tell she was a bit shocked at the beginning (i.e. she was thinking "who the hell is this???")

I'd recommend you only call women who's number you got yourself. At least then you will stand a chance. Don't worry too much about being C&F over the phone, just get a date (like you were trying on this call), then do more C&F on the date. If you cold approached her yourself and got the digits, your chances of getting a date are much higher than in this situation.

Also 4 year isn't much of an age difference, so the mention of George Jefferson, while hilarious, may not have been needed.

Regarding your rap, I'm sure there was little belief that you were Jewish. ;)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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