"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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phillies

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Have you ever had a woman with high attraction not let you stick it in her butt hole? Do some women just not like anal?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Had no desire to do that, so no it has not happened to me. You're correct, some women just don't like it.
 

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yuppee

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it requires an enema first, along with lots of other "special" prep, or it's bad news.
 

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Never done it, have no desire to either. Depends on the girl, but you'd probably be surprised how many girls want to at least try it though.

Alas, the ass isn't designed to have something just shoved in there.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Never done it, have no desire to either. Depends on the girl, but you'd probably be surprised how many girls want to at least try it though.

Alas, the ass isn't designed to have something just shoved in there.
That's why you take your time and allow it to press into it.
 

Who Dares Win

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I believe many woman would like to try it or doing it again but they feel like "humbled" from doing it, a sign of submission as much as intimacy.

It either takes a girl that loves you/trusts you or a girl who doesnt give a fvck at all about you and is there just for the pleasure.

A girl who is still in maintenance mode trying to get you in a relationship may be the less likely to do it.
 

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What WhoDaresWin and PeasentPlayer said. It's mostly a dominance thing, because, at least for me, pvssy feels better. It's like cvmming in the mouth, you *** after all, who cares, right? Well, psychology is a big part of sex as you all know, so it does matter, lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oh boy! I remember this one summer night two years ago. Three of us men took a mother and daughter first to the beach where we got fvcked up, then to seminary when we continue getting fvcked up. Daughter was thin and nerdy and mother was a fat whale. I took the daughter out for a drive while two of my boys stuck it inside mommies mouth while we were out. Then one dude went home to wife and four of us went to my place. Fvck boy, this whale for some reason picked me to fvck with, we went upstairs and my boy and the young chick stayed down stairs. I remember fvcking that fat b1tch, gosh, ew fvck boy fvck! She sucked and I fvcked her pvssy, then she said stick it in my *******. I remember sticking it in her *******, gosh, I was just wishing it was over. Eventually I got tired and took everyone to the river, where we get even more fvcked up, I said to chick to go fvck themselves and a few other things drunk people say when they are really drunk. Eventually my boys passed out and slept inside car and don't remember what happen, and I went home and fall asleep at around 7 in the morning. We never saw those b1tches again.
 

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Done it on request a couple of times so they must like it but God knows why. Given my bad case of yellow fever their minges r about the size of a Euro girls arsehole anyway. So overall I definitely prefer the red carpet and the front entrance thank you.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Another comedian said. Women want to know why we like anal so much. We love it because you hate it. So true. Personally, the ass is tighter and I get a massive kick from the domination side.
 

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Oh boy! I remember this one summer night two years ago. Three of us men took a mother and daughter first to the beach where we got fvcked up, then to seminary when we continue getting fvcked up. Daughter was thin and nerdy and mother was a fat whale. I took the daughter out for a drive while two of my boys stuck it inside mommies mouth while we were out. Then one dude went home to wife and four of us went to my place. Fvck boy, this whale for some reason picked me to fvck with, we went upstairs and my boy and the young chick stayed down stairs. I remember fvcking that fat b1tch, gosh, ew fvck boy fvck! She sucked and I fvcked her pvssy, then she said stick it in my *******. I remember sticking it in her *******, gosh, I was just wishing it was over. Eventually I got tired and took everyone to the river, where we get even more fvcked up, I said to chick to go fvck themselves and a few other things drunk people say when they are really drunk. Eventually my boys passed out and slept inside car and don't remember what happen, and I went home and fall asleep at around 7 in the morning. We never saw those b1tches again.
Haha
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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