"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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phillies

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Have you ever had a woman with high attraction not let you stick it in her butt hole? Do some women just not like anal?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Had no desire to do that, so no it has not happened to me. You're correct, some women just don't like it.
 

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yuppee

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it requires an enema first, along with lots of other "special" prep, or it's bad news.
 

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Never done it, have no desire to either. Depends on the girl, but you'd probably be surprised how many girls want to at least try it though.

Alas, the ass isn't designed to have something just shoved in there.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Never done it, have no desire to either. Depends on the girl, but you'd probably be surprised how many girls want to at least try it though.

Alas, the ass isn't designed to have something just shoved in there.
That's why you take your time and allow it to press into it.
 

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I believe many woman would like to try it or doing it again but they feel like "humbled" from doing it, a sign of submission as much as intimacy.

It either takes a girl that loves you/trusts you or a girl who doesnt give a fvck at all about you and is there just for the pleasure.

A girl who is still in maintenance mode trying to get you in a relationship may be the less likely to do it.
 

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What WhoDaresWin and PeasentPlayer said. It's mostly a dominance thing, because, at least for me, pvssy feels better. It's like cvmming in the mouth, you *** after all, who cares, right? Well, psychology is a big part of sex as you all know, so it does matter, lol.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oh boy! I remember this one summer night two years ago. Three of us men took a mother and daughter first to the beach where we got fvcked up, then to seminary when we continue getting fvcked up. Daughter was thin and nerdy and mother was a fat whale. I took the daughter out for a drive while two of my boys stuck it inside mommies mouth while we were out. Then one dude went home to wife and four of us went to my place. Fvck boy, this whale for some reason picked me to fvck with, we went upstairs and my boy and the young chick stayed down stairs. I remember fvcking that fat b1tch, gosh, ew fvck boy fvck! She sucked and I fvcked her pvssy, then she said stick it in my *******. I remember sticking it in her *******, gosh, I was just wishing it was over. Eventually I got tired and took everyone to the river, where we get even more fvcked up, I said to chick to go fvck themselves and a few other things drunk people say when they are really drunk. Eventually my boys passed out and slept inside car and don't remember what happen, and I went home and fall asleep at around 7 in the morning. We never saw those b1tches again.
 

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Done it on request a couple of times so they must like it but God knows why. Given my bad case of yellow fever their minges r about the size of a Euro girls arsehole anyway. So overall I definitely prefer the red carpet and the front entrance thank you.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Another comedian said. Women want to know why we like anal so much. We love it because you hate it. So true. Personally, the ass is tighter and I get a massive kick from the domination side.
 

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Oh boy! I remember this one summer night two years ago. Three of us men took a mother and daughter first to the beach where we got fvcked up, then to seminary when we continue getting fvcked up. Daughter was thin and nerdy and mother was a fat whale. I took the daughter out for a drive while two of my boys stuck it inside mommies mouth while we were out. Then one dude went home to wife and four of us went to my place. Fvck boy, this whale for some reason picked me to fvck with, we went upstairs and my boy and the young chick stayed down stairs. I remember fvcking that fat b1tch, gosh, ew fvck boy fvck! She sucked and I fvcked her pvssy, then she said stick it in my *******. I remember sticking it in her *******, gosh, I was just wishing it was over. Eventually I got tired and took everyone to the river, where we get even more fvcked up, I said to chick to go fvck themselves and a few other things drunk people say when they are really drunk. Eventually my boys passed out and slept inside car and don't remember what happen, and I went home and fall asleep at around 7 in the morning. We never saw those b1tches again.
Haha
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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