"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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An ORAL Disaster...Is this the end?

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First off, I love getting bj's.

Maybe it was being deprived for so long of getting them, but I actually prefer a good bj over sex.

Anyway, this chick goes down on me recently for the second time, and proceeds to SCRAPE her teeth against my d*ck! As the pain resonated throughout my whole body, I instantly jabbed her head off of my d*ck.

I let her know this just couldn't fly, how very painful it is, and so on. I actually made fun of it for her.

Anyway, this chick just seems to not be able to suck my d*ck without scraping her teeth against it. Any suggestions on how she could improve? I suggested she use a banana or something in the mirror and try using her lips more but didn't have any more suggestions?

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Grab her throat a lil' whenever she does it. No homo..
 
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I had a situation like that, come to find out, she had fake teeth! She was just 18 too, wtf man. Once I figured that out, I just had her take her teeth out, that was some good head :)

I never asked her why she had fake teeth though. Now it's going to bother me.
 
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Choking her till she gets it right might make her seem like I'm abusive.

I'm pretty sure her teeth are real.
 
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Originally posted by reyalp
I had a situation like that, come to find out, she had fake teeth! She was just 18 too, wtf man. Once I figured that out, I just had her take her teeth out, that was some good head :)

I never asked her why she had fake teeth though. Now it's going to bother me.
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Brother. This is just plain wrong . . .:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does she have retainers she wears at night to sleep?
 
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I feel your pain, man. A lot of girls do that and they never seem to be able to stop; it's like a built-in mechanism. I seriously think some girls just can't open their mouths wide enough. Anyway, what works best is if she puts her lips over her teeth. Granted, she will look like a homeless prostitute, but it's sure a lot better than having teeth marks on your d!ck. If that doesn't work, just make her a makeshift retainer made out of Bubbalicious and cotton candy. That'll do the trick! Good luck.

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She is not opening her jaw wide enough.
 
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Originally posted by reyalp
I had a situation like that, come to find out, she had fake teeth! She was just 18 too, wtf man. Once I figured that out, I just had her take her teeth out, that was some good head :)

I never asked her why she had fake teeth though. Now it's going to bother me.
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Anyone has seen 'The Klumps"? Best bj scene ever! ^_^
 
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