"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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-an Idea That Could Improve And Change This Site-

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require a test to be let into this board.

certain questions that could be known by reading the bible

that way 1/2 the stupid repetitive questions that get asked by useless, dumb, and espically lazy people would not be asked.

hence, saving us all time and stopping the downhill travel this board seems to be taking
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by drixsa
that way 1/2 the stupid repetitive questions that get asked by useless, dumb, and espically lazy people would not be asked.
Hahaha!

Do you have any idea how many times the very same question you just asked, has been asked?

Mr. Mystery
 

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I hate to "big up" the new book due for release within the week, but I'm hoping that it would be the best resource of only a hundred pages for such guys. I'm also inserting the FAQ into the DJB.

Nick
 

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Re: Re: -an Idea That Could Improve And Change This Site-

Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
Hahaha!

Do you have any idea how many times the very same question you just asked, has been asked?

Mr. Mystery
No. How many?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Look up "master's forum" alot of good replies to this sort of thing have been put there.
 

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Originally posted by drixsa
require a test to be let into this board.

certain questions that could be known by reading the bible
The bible is only a guideline, its not sometihng you follow blindly. I do a LOT of tings which would seem to completely contradict some parts of the DJB.

However, I make them work, and they work well for me.

However a test consisting of the many same questions being asked here everyday would be beneficial.

Question #1: What do I do if a girl likes me?
#2 : How many days to wait before I call her?
#3 : How can I get this one girl...?

etc. etc. etc.
 

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Or a "test" to receive permissions to enter different forums. Perhaps a forumwide test that tells you what forums would be best for you. Or disable users with 10 or less posts from replying to threads not started by themselves. DJism blasphemy: the DJ Bible is horrible. It teaches techniques rather than state of mind, philosophy, and living the DJ life. :eek:
 
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