"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AN AMICAN IN PARIS!WHAT TO SAY TO A french PUSS !!! IN FRENCH

ALPHAROMEO

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i am a frenchman living in PARIS

YOU WANT TO APPROACH A HOT french SKIRT

Here what to say


OU EST LA GARE SVP ( where s the station

Y A UNE CAFETERIA LA ( is there a cafeteria there ?


PLUS CHERE DE MANGER DANS LE TRAIN ? ( MORE EXPENSIVE TO EAT ON THE TRAIN ?)

CUISINIERS FRANCAIS SALES ILS SE LAVENT PAS LES MAINS ? ( french cooks are dirty they don t wash their hands ?



TU PEUX RECOMMANDER UN PLAT TYPIQUE FRANCAIS PAS CHER

( can you recommend a good FRENCH DISH )





NEg

TU PARLES VITE TU ES DE LA CAMPAGNE ( you speak fast are you from the country ?

tu sens l ail les francais mangent de l ail tout le temps ( you smell of garlic the french eat garlic all the time )
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"He, cherie, je veux mettre ma langue dans ta chatte."
"Hey babe, I want to stick my tongue in your p*ssy."

and

"Je m'excuse, mais, ou est-ce que je peux trouver les femmes qui se deshabillent pour l'argent?"
"Excuse me, but where can I find the women who take their clothes off for money?" - this is a literal translation for comic effect.


Those are the only two you need.
 

ALPHAROMEO

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An American In Paris The Sex Bit Lesson 2

d love to do a threesome your sexy mother and yourself un sexe a 3 TA MERE SEXYE ET TOI


COME AND SIT ON MY LAP viens t asseoir sur mes genoux


I AM ALL WET je suis toute trempee


THOUGH I AM HER MOTHER AND I SHOULMDN T BE ATTRACTED TO YOU I WANT TO FEEL YOR BIG AMERICAN MISSILE INTO M HOT VAGINA

Bien que je sois sa mere and que je ne devrais pas etre attiree par toi je veux sentir ton gros missile americain dans mon vagin tres chaud
 

ALPHAROMEO

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NOW YOU SHOULD BE EQUIPPED !!! indeed to meet the hot challenges of hot french pussies

good ****

no homework tonite but practise makes the man
 

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Pardonnez moi, mademoiselle mais voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ALPHAROMEO said:
NOW YOU SHOULD BE EQUIPPED !!! indeed to meet the hot challenges of hot french pussies

good ****

no homework tonite but practise makes the man
Interesting, I like the thread. But I don't know how to pronounce these phrases. I speak Spanish and can read Portuguese by the way.
 
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