AN AMICAN IN PARIS!WHAT TO SAY TO A french PUSS !!! IN FRENCH

[ALPHAROMEO]

i am a frenchman living in PARIS

YOU WANT TO APPROACH A HOT french SKIRT

Here what to say


OU EST LA GARE SVP ( where s the station

Y A UNE CAFETERIA LA ( is there a cafeteria there ?


PLUS CHERE DE MANGER DANS LE TRAIN ? ( MORE EXPENSIVE TO EAT ON THE TRAIN ?)

CUISINIERS FRANCAIS SALES ILS SE LAVENT PAS LES MAINS ? ( french cooks are dirty they don t wash their hands ?



TU PEUX RECOMMANDER UN PLAT TYPIQUE FRANCAIS PAS CHER

( can you recommend a good FRENCH DISH )





NEg

TU PARLES VITE TU ES DE LA CAMPAGNE ( you speak fast are you from the country ?

tu sens l ail les francais mangent de l ail tout le temps ( you smell of garlic the french eat garlic all the time )

 

[loveshogun]

"He, cherie, je veux mettre ma langue dans ta chatte."
"Hey babe, I want to stick my tongue in your p*ssy."

and

"Je m'excuse, mais, ou est-ce que je peux trouver les femmes qui se deshabillent pour l'argent?"
"Excuse me, but where can I find the women who take their clothes off for money?" - this is a literal translation for comic effect.


Those are the only two you need.

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

An American In Paris The Sex Bit Lesson 2

d love to do a threesome your sexy mother and yourself un sexe a 3 TA MERE SEXYE ET TOI


COME AND SIT ON MY LAP viens t asseoir sur mes genoux


I AM ALL WET je suis toute trempee


THOUGH I AM HER MOTHER AND I SHOULMDN T BE ATTRACTED TO YOU I WANT TO FEEL YOR BIG AMERICAN MISSILE INTO M HOT VAGINA

Bien que je sois sa mere and que je ne devrais pas etre attiree par toi je veux sentir ton gros missile americain dans mon vagin tres chaud

 

[ALPHAROMEO]

NOW YOU SHOULD BE EQUIPPED !!! indeed to meet the hot challenges of hot french pussies

good ****

no homework tonite but practise makes the man

 

[vatoloco]

Pardonnez moi, mademoiselle mais voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

 

[Deicide]

NOW YOU SHOULD BE EQUIPPED !!! indeed to meet the hot challenges of hot french pussies

good ****

no homework tonite but practise makes the man

Interesting, I like the thread. But I don't know how to pronounce these phrases. I speak Spanish and can read Portuguese by the way.